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Funny story: Putin poisons HIM!

Putin poisons HIM!

(NOT EDITED) In an attempt to manipulate the coming US election, Putin sent one of his spies into the White House, disguised as a sous-chef. Security screening the spy were too busy keeping HIM away from Chancellor Merkel just in case she sneezed on…

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Funny story: The Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do

The Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The three members of the all-girl Russian band, Pussy Riot, were recently interviewed by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Swizzle asked them about the fact that President Trump is insisting that they change…

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Funny story: President Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape

President Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin, is planning on making a major announcement. According to a Kremlin insider, Putin has become very unhappy with President Trump,…

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Funny story: Russian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks

Russian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks

There was great news for the entire country, and even the world, this morning, when it was revealed that the Coronavirus vaccine currently being tested in Russia, is to be mass produced within the United States at President Trump's extensive network…

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Funny story: Trump Can Play The Banjo With His Toes

Trump Can Play The Banjo With His Toes

Ever since watching the 1972 film Deliverance, Donald Trump has been intrigued by the banjo, and has become very proficient with that instrument. So much so, that he has managed to learn to play the banjo - with his toes! Of course, the banjo doe…

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Funny story: President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…

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Funny story: Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Crosses Wires With Trump-Putin Conversation

Martha Stewart Crosses Wires With Trump-Putin Conversation

After Trump got into the White House, Jared Kushner, (4 to 8 years) tried to set up a direct line from Donald Trump, (20 to 99 years) connecting with Putin by way of the DC Russian Embassy. Not being a telephone lineman or first in his class at Whart…

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Funny story: President Trump Finally Admits The Reason He’s Doesn’t Want to Show His Tax Returns is Because it Will Prove He Colluded with Russia

President Trump Finally Admits The Reason He’s Doesn’t Want to Show His Tax Returns is Because it Will Prove He Colluded with Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Trump’s lawyer, Segundo Juarez, told Sean Hannity of Fox News that the President did, in fact, collude with Russia just prior to the 2016 election. Juarez added that the reason the President does not want to reve…

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism

Russian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Moscow’s national news agency Comrade News, is reporting that President Putin has finally decided to discourage gayism, which has recently increased by 4.61%. Putin was speaking at the Kremlin’s Nikita Khrushchev Meeting R…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Read a Copy of Michael Cohen’s Book and She Says – The Orange Fella is Toast

Meghan Markle Has Read a Copy of Michael Cohen’s Book and She Says – The Orange Fella is Toast

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle spoke with TMZ and said that Michael Cohen was gracious enough to send her a copy of his book about Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Meghan said that on page 4, she read ab…

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Funny story: Intrepid Investigative Reporting Reveals the Mystery Ingredients of Russki COVID-19 Vaccine

Intrepid Investigative Reporting Reveals the Mystery Ingredients of Russki COVID-19 Vaccine

Dateline: Trotskyville, Russia -- The recent release of the Putin touted COVID-19 vaccine, named Spudnik 13, sparked our interest and prompted us at Sanitation Watch to send our star reporter, Biff Utrousubrosa, ‘undercover’ into the Madama Blavatsky…

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Funny story: Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Similar to the Mel Brooks song Springtime For Hitler, Donald Trump is singing Christmas For Putin, by withdrawing 12,000 US troops from Germany, stationed there as part of the NATO Alliance. NATO, forever a pain in the neck for Putin, sort of prevent…

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Funny story: “Stupid People May Not Know It,” Said Trump

“Stupid People May Not Know It,” Said Trump

What? Is Trump saying he’s smart and he knows something? He's superior? Suggesting he isn’t the stupid one? Stupid is the other? A reporter asked, "Why do you say Mail-In voting is fraudulent?" Trump reply, “Stupid people may not know this…”…

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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…

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Funny story: Kanye West is Toying With The Idea of Changing His Name to Kanye Trumpovich

Kanye West is Toying With The Idea of Changing His Name to Kanye Trumpovich

LOS ANGELES (Funny Story) – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away place…

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