RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift. It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinaria…
Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…
RICHMOND, Virginia – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just made it known that the Virginia Legislature has voted to ban all kinds of vaginal porn; including slow-motion vaginal porn. The vote barely passed by a 52 to 48 margin. Senator Clyde P. Bacon,…
(Weston, West Virginia) Flip “Chibs” Teller, local resident here and part-time member of the Wild Yard Sons of Junk Hog Dogs motorcycle gang, had nothing but praise for Vice President Pence when he confirmed that Chibs was, indeed, wearing his mask p...
Somewhere in Virginia, President Trump once again proved his power, as he informed the nation that he was keeping Hurricane Dorian under control via his executive powers and Twitter feed while golfing in Virginia. "I, the Chosen One, am doing my b...
The Nose Pickers Association of America (NPAA) issued a statement regarding the incidents surrounding white nationalists and neo-nazi's assembling in Virginia over the weekend. "We noticed one of the pictures displayed one of the participants pick...
The Appomattox River Water Authority on Thursday announced that mandatory water usage will go into effect next Thursday, Jul. 30. The announcement was made due to increasing water levels at Lake Chesdin, a 3,100-acre water supply reservoir on the...
RICHMOND,VA- An ongoing production of political theater continues to rage over an addendum to change Virginia's federal status from a Commonwealth to a State. This has sprung Virginia's Legislature into the most heated series of debates since the sec...
Virginia is on the verge of separating itself from the nation's wealthy monetary system, to adopt a Mexican economy while at the same time implementing the famed Mexico Peso worth .08 cents to the American dollar. Virginia Republican Del. Robert...
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia - A group of over 100 students at the University of Virginia (U.Va.) declared on Friday that they were following the footsteps of several professors who resigned earlier over the university president's "near-death" experienc...
As amazing as it may seem, Gloucester county is selecting a hearing date on legalizing government cannabis groups, which may grow and sell medical cannabis to Medical Marijuana owners across the country. The board will be making votes, but most o...
New York - The full karmic force of celestial wrath was felt in the United States today just as the Sun entered Virgo, sign of the Harvest and the Reap-As-You-Sow Goddess, at around 1.52 pm local time. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance was r...
Richmond, VA - The Virginia Governor has introduced a measure to the Virginia House of Representatives that formally invites the state of Kentucky to be Virginia's sister state. Normally, a state will invite a foreign state (as in outside of the...
Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...
Unable to effectively police its borders to keep out illegal immigrants, and facing popular backlash for trying to do so, the state of California announced today that it was turning its attention to a group that has no defenders and is easy to identi...
In a bloodless coup, Elizabeth, Queen of England, reasserted ownership of the Colony of Virginia, formally known as Virginia USA. Under cover of a Royal Visit to the Americas the Queen, relying on a decision by the World Court that the Rebellion of...
No one really knows what to expect when British royalty hits American shores but a raucous stand-up routine shocked royals watchers on both sides of the lake! The usually staid and quite formal Queen Elizabeth the Second walked with perfect poise to the microphone at her greeting ceremony surrounding the 400th anniversary of Jamestown. Throngs of reverent admirers paused in respectful silence, onl...
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