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Funny story: Local Man Feels Vindicated in the Way He Wears His Mask

Local Man Feels Vindicated in the Way He Wears His Mask

(Weston, West Virginia) Flip “Chibs” Teller, local resident here and part-time member of the Wild Yard Sons of Junk Hog Dogs motorcycle gang, had nothing but praise for Vice President Pence when he confirmed that Chibs was, indeed, wearing his mask p...

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Funny story: Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Somewhere in Virginia, President Trump once again proved his power, as he informed the nation that he was keeping Hurricane Dorian under control via his executive powers and Twitter feed while golfing in Virginia. "I, the Chosen One, am doing my b...

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Funny story: Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

The Nose Pickers Association of America (NPAA) issued a statement regarding the incidents surrounding white nationalists and neo-nazi's assembling in Virginia over the weekend. "We noticed one of the pictures displayed one of the participants pick...

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Funny story: Mandatory water usage to be imposed for parts of Richmond, Tri-Cities (Virginia)

Mandatory water usage to be imposed for parts of Richmond, Tri-Cities (Virginia)

The Appomattox River Water Authority on Thursday announced that mandatory water usage will go into effect next Thursday, Jul. 30. The announcement was made due to increasing water levels at Lake Chesdin, a 3,100-acre water supply reservoir on the...

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Funny story: Virginia Seeks Statehood

Virginia Seeks Statehood

RICHMOND,VA- An ongoing production of political theater continues to rage over an addendum to change Virginia's federal status from a Commonwealth to a State. This has sprung Virginia's Legislature into the most heated series of debates since the sec...

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Funny story: Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia is on the verge of separating itself from the nation's wealthy monetary system, to adopt a Mexican economy while at the same time implementing the famed Mexico Peso worth .08 cents to the American dollar. Virginia Republican Del. Robert...

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Funny story: Students Quit University Over Summer Fiasco

Students Quit University Over Summer Fiasco

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia - A group of over 100 students at the University of Virginia (U.Va.) declared on Friday that they were following the footsteps of several professors who resigned earlier over the university president's "near-death" experienc...

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Funny story: Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

As amazing as it may seem, Gloucester county is selecting a hearing date on legalizing government cannabis groups, which may grow and sell medical cannabis to Medical Marijuana owners across the country. The board will be making votes, but most o...

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Funny story: Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

New York - The full karmic force of celestial wrath was felt in the United States today just as the Sun entered Virgo, sign of the Harvest and the Reap-As-You-Sow Goddess, at around 1.52 pm local time. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance was r...

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Funny story: Virginia Invites Kentucky to be its Sister State after Rand Paul Win

Virginia Invites Kentucky to be its Sister State after Rand Paul Win

Richmond, VA - The Virginia Governor has introduced a measure to the Virginia House of Representatives that formally invites the state of Kentucky to be Virginia's sister state. Normally, a state will invite a foreign state (as in outside of the...

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Funny story: Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...

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Funny story: California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

Unable to effectively police its borders to keep out illegal immigrants, and facing popular backlash for trying to do so, the state of California announced today that it was turning its attention to a group that has no defenders and is easy to identi...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Takes Back Virginia

Elizabeth Takes Back Virginia

In a bloodless coup, Elizabeth, Queen of England, reasserted ownership of the Colony of Virginia, formally known as Virginia USA. Under cover of a Royal Visit to the Americas the Queen, relying on a decision by the World Court that the Rebellion of...

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Funny story: Hurricanoe Queen Liz Hits Virginia Like A Storm!

Hurricanoe Queen Liz Hits Virginia Like A Storm!

No one really knows what to expect when British royalty hits American shores but a raucous stand-up routine shocked royals watchers on both sides of the lake! The usually staid and quite formal Queen Elizabeth the Second walked with perfect poise to the microphone at her greeting ceremony surrounding the 400th anniversary of Jamestown. Throngs of reverent admirers paused in respectful silence, onl...

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Funny story: Britain Reclaims Virginia

Britain Reclaims Virginia

Virginia - Red Coats were today consolidating their positions across the state of Virginia after Queen Elizabeth II reclaimed the colony for the British Empire.

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Arrives in Jamestown, VA

Queen Elizabeth II Arrives in Jamestown, VA

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamestown, VA - Queen Elizabeth II arrived in Jamestown, VA today to recognize the 400th anniversary of England's first permanent English settlement. It is the kickoff for "America's Anniversary Weekend" extr...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Caracas - Anna Martinez a young Venezuelan woman, has sensationally claimed that dangerous social reformer and critic of US foreign policy, President Hugo Chavez is a secret connoisseur of lightly poached baby.

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