SPACE VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – Billionaire Richard Branson is always looking around to buy companies to incorporate into his massive business empire. The Alpha Beta News Agency has revealed that Brando, as Melania Trump calls him, is l…
Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has blasted Virgin Railways for banning the Daily Mail. Or as we at Back and to the Left news refer to it as "A Rag for people who love racism to have a wank over". Boris, who looked like he'd been drinking but he a...
* Sam Barry was getting a cab home when he decided to go to the moon * Booked flight from phone and woke up at South Pole-Aitken basin, the capital crater of the moon * 19-year-old said he won't use passport as ID when he goes clubbing again...
Mojave Desert, California - A multi-billion dollar lawsuit threatens to shut down Richard Branson's massive ego following the Halloween vaporisation of Virgin InterGalactic's SpaceShipTwo. The rocket bombed shortly after take-off from a Californi...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...
BA and Virgin Airways have had many altercations and now the climate has reached "bitch fighting" because BA's boss has tipped that Branson and his airline will be shot down in 5 years. Instead of suing the BA boss, Sir Richard, in his typical brash...
There was shock and horror on the faces of both the Sir Richard Branson/Stagecoach consortium and the First Group when it was decided by the government that they were now not awarding the east coast mainline rail franchise to either of them. It wa...
Throughout the towns of Britain, queues of expectant young men are to be seen, who have heard that a Virgin is due to appear in their High Street "any day now". Tired of Rock up north many are anticipating a Virgin takeover with glee. One of those...
Londoner's were left in no doubt yesterday about Mayor Johnson's determination to see levels of carbon emissions reduced in the capital when he announced that horse drawn hansom cabs are to return to the streets of London this summer. The 5 year cont...
It's official. Apple has announced that the new iPhone 5G, originally due out in June 2011, will make its way to store shelves in time for Christmas. And, the best news of all, you won't need a cellular phone contract to use it. Instead, Apple is...
He's flown to America, Asia, Australia and probably the North Poles. He's recently developed a rocket which will take him to the moon. Now Richard Branson is going where no Virgin Plane has ever gone before. A million people (Approximately o...
Gap, the clothing store giants are to end their twenty-year association with the London Tube system. For years, passengers on the underground have heard the phrase "Mind the Gap" whenever a train is pulling into the station, and now this will end.
A local man died while on the telephone to Virgin Media, a court heard today. The post-mortem hearing concerned Clive Pheebs, 43, who was attempting to report a fault on the line of a number he was trying to reach, when the death occurred. "Mr...
Virgin Galactic's Richard Branson has pulled off a coup by inviting a curious bunch of celebrities to be the first to experience their ambitious new spaceship 'thingymebob' flying above the Earth's atmosphere. Although this was initially hailed as...
British entrepreneur, Richard Branson, is strenuously denying rumours that he has visited Mars, instead claiming that his two year absence from the media spotlight was because he was working for his company, Virgin Holdings. Branson is one of the...
Sky has announced that it will going legal with the sellers of the Virgin Media channels. The Board of Directors at BSkyB have expressed their disappointment (and we would guess embarrassment) at being ripped off over the deal. Once the sale ha...
Sir Richie Branston has been fined by the European courts after investigations found that he was discriminating against potential employees as his unwritten policy was to only employee virgins. This information was leaked after an employee who w...
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