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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong. Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie wi...

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Funny story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...

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Funny story: Jake Pavelka "The Bachelor" And His Fiancee Vienna Girardi Have Split Because of Pavelka's Three Inch Penis

Jake Pavelka "The Bachelor" And His Fiancee Vienna Girardi Have Split Because of Pavelka's Three Inch Penis

NEW ORLEANS - Jake Pavelka was in town visiting a friend who is trying to sell his shrimp boat. Pavelka said that he was interested in buying it until he saw it and noticed that it was completely covered with oil from the BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

Dancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower

HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Danci...

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Funny story: Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna - The Wicked Witch of The South

Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna - The Wicked Witch of The South

SANTA LUCIA - Well the waiting is finally over. The Bachelor's bachelor Jake Pavelka has picked the woman of his dreams, the girl of his thoughts, the 'just wait till she takes out her she-devil claws' love of his life. It is amazing how everyone,...

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Funny story: The Bachelor: It's Down To Two, Vienna and Tenley

The Bachelor: It's Down To Two, Vienna and Tenley

HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley. Yes the two females left standing or perhaps a better phra...

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Funny story: The Bachelor: Jake The Texas Snake Visits The Four Remaining Girls' Kinfolk

The Bachelor: Jake The Texas Snake Visits The Four Remaining Girls' Kinfolk

LOS ANGELES - The latest episode of The Bachelor is the one where the Bachelor gets to visit the families of the remaining girls, which is now down to four. WELCOME TO NEW YORK: HOME OF "EY WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT?" - The first stop for Jake on his...

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Funny story: Vienna Boys Choir get their man

Vienna Boys Choir get their man

Zurich, Wednesday. Polish film director, Roman Polanski, has been dramatically seized from custody of the Swiss Police by a cabal of Vienna Boys Choir commandos dressed in military fatigue. The boys, aged 14, felt compelled to free the Polish mae...

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