Besides giving the United States former Vice President Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, miraculously, the fourth season of The Crown series also landed in the US on Saturday night. Filled with just about as much intrigue and p…
After losing the election, Donald Trump has announced he wants to eliminate all the votes cast and have the election decided instead by the Supreme Court. This is once again an example of Trump’s creative thinking, right up there with drinking C…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – iRumors says that there is perhaps no one in the USA happier that the President lost the election than Taylor Swift. iRumors then added, "except maybe for Robert Di Niro, Kathy Griffin, LeBron James, Jimmy Kimmel, G…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that an inside Trump assistant overheard the first lady telling the President not to be a pussy when he loses. Melania went on to say that he has loved dishing out his shit, and now, when…
Donald Trump admits he’s a loser, and has to hijack or steal the election to win. Sad to admit, you’ve done such a lousy job in the office that you can’t win honestly. The entire Republican party admits as much, although several Republicans have…
CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian told Bravo’s Andy Cohen that every member of her family, including their grandmother, and second cousin once-removed, will be voting for Vice-President Joe Biden. She was asked by Cohen why sh…
Donald Trump is using a faked, misleading video to ridicule opponent Joe Biden. Trump hasn't looked in the mirror lately. Fake and misleading is the tan makeup and Elvis red hair comb-over. Wearing the overcoat on a hot day is trying to fake and misl…
Drug makers , Smit, Krime and Velcome report that their new anti-anxiety drug Loffonza had some "unexpected" side effects. "Both candidates agreed to be part of our double blind study for the treatment of stage fright and anxiety. We had no idea t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…
Why did, and is, Donald Trump doing such a poor job? The guy is strictly a C-listed actor and given an A-listed leading role that he could never perform. It is what it is, and he can't handle the truth. An actor with a B-listed role is us…
Donald Trump did not win the final presidential debate. Failing to take a Spoof writer’s advice to stay home, Trump showed up. The rest went downhill once he reached the podium. He was sweaty, red-faced, puffy, missing a neck, waving fat hands, r…
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Weeks after the presidential debate, President Trump is still claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to George Washington and Ebenezer Follicle. Trump, who is st…
New York, NY - Tool News Service According to the news wire, Jeffrey Toolbin has been promoted by The New Yorker and appointed as the moderator for the final Presidential Debate. Jeffrey “tool” Toobin has selected Michael Jackson’s Beat It as the…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The numbers for the television Dueling Town Hall Meetings are in, and the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald Trump got his arrogant ass kicked beyond belief. VPNA noted that Trump spent more time deflec…
Biden’s basement - Inferno News At Biden’s Village-haul, Thursday night, he berated police for defending themselves against charging knife-wielding hopped-up crack-heads. Hunter applauded. “We have to stop shooting unarmed charging knife-wie…
Under Denver Airport - Rooters News An anonymous source reports that all communications services will be shortly disabled to prevent dissemination of facts regarding the Biden family. The recent Twittering of Twitter was just a dry run. “The e…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – President Trump held his television campaign town hall meeting on NBC in Miami, and Joe Biden held his on ABC in Philadelphia. iNews is reporting that both town halls were about as exciting as watching rust on an ol…
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