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Funny story: The Results Are In - Joe Biden's Town Hall Meeting Numbers Crushed Donald Trump's Town Hall Meeting Numbers

The Results Are In - Joe Biden's Town Hall Meeting Numbers Crushed Donald Trump's Town Hall Meeting Numbers

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The numbers for the television Dueling Town Hall Meetings are in, and the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald Trump got his arrogant ass kicked beyond belief. VPNA noted that Trump spent more time deflec…

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Funny story: Biden advises police to aim for toenails

Biden advises police to aim for toenails

Biden’s basement - Inferno News At Biden’s Village-haul, Thursday night, he berated police for defending themselves against charging knife-wielding hopped-up crack-heads. Hunter applauded. “We have to stop shooting unarmed charging knife-wie…

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Funny story: All communication to be disabled til after election

All communication to be disabled til after election

Under Denver Airport - Rooters News An anonymous source reports that all communications services will be shortly disabled to prevent dissemination of facts regarding the Biden family. The recent Twittering of Twitter was just a dry run. “The e…

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Funny story: The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – President Trump held his television campaign town hall meeting on NBC in Miami, and Joe Biden held his on ABC in Philadelphia. iNews is reporting that both town halls were about as exciting as watching rust on an ol…

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Funny story: Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The Chattanooga Divulger Record stated that Taylor Swift tweeted out to her 141 million followers that if they really, really like her, they’ll vote for Joe Biden. Swift said that Joe cares about people, whereas Trump c…

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Funny story: President Trump Cancels The Second Debate Because The Debate Committee Said They Would Not Put Up With His Bullsh*t a Second Time

President Trump Cancels The Second Debate Because The Debate Committee Said They Would Not Put Up With His Bullsh*t a Second Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Washington Globe-Express says that President Trump has backed out of the second presidential debate. Trump was not happy with the fact that the debate moderator was going to have the authority to cut off his…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Says That The Proud Boys Are Just Flag-Waving Good Guys

President Donald Trump Says That The Proud Boys Are Just Flag-Waving Good Guys

SASQUATCH, Minnesota – (Satire News) – President Trump is claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to April 13, 1787, when George Washington kicked Ebeneezer Follicle's keister. Trump told CNN’s Jim Acosta that…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Appeared on The Sean Hannity Show and Said Her Daddy Will One Day Be The King of The USA

Ivanka Trump Appeared on The Sean Hannity Show and Said Her Daddy Will One Day Be The King of The USA

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that President Trump’s favorite child was thrilled with her daddy’s debate performance. Ivanka, who is 6-foot-2-inches tall and weighs 119 pounds, said that she has never seen “Daddy Donnie” in…

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Funny story: The Presidential Debate Commission Has Just Slapped President Trump With a $200,000 Fine

The Presidential Debate Commission Has Just Slapped President Trump With a $200,000 Fine

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Donald Trump has just been informed that he has been hit with a $200,000 fine by the Presidential Debate Commission. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency, the PDC was extremely upset…

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Funny story: The First Presidential Debate Turned Into an Uncontrolled Dumpster Fire

The First Presidential Debate Turned Into an Uncontrolled Dumpster Fire

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The first of, hopefully, only one presidential debate finally took place, and as Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine said, it was one uncontrolled dumpster fire. Moderator Chris Wallace should have had both pa…

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Funny story: Biden Demands Trump Take A Spelling Test Before Debate

Biden Demands Trump Take A Spelling Test Before Debate

Presidential candidate Joseph Biden has demanded that Donald Trump take a spelling test before the presidential debates. There was a single requirement before taking the test. Trump would be scanned to see if he were wearing a wire or some form of tr…

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate

Joe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Democratic presidential candidate and the champion of the working class, Joe Biden, flew to his home town to pick up some more clean clothes. While in Dover, he spoke with a reporter with the Vox Populi News Agenc…

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Funny story: President Trump Insists That Sean Hannity Be The TV Debate Moderator Instead of Chris Wallace

President Trump Insists That Sean Hannity Be The TV Debate Moderator Instead of Chris Wallace

BERLIN, Vermont – (Satire News) – The president had a campaign rally in the town of Berlin, which is noted for having the same name as the city in Germany. POTUS told the crowd, which he estimated to be at least 800,000, that he is almost ready fo…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Says Since Trump Is Not Going To Wear a Mask, He Plans to Wear a Haz-Mat Suit For The Televised Presidential Debates

Joe Biden Says Since Trump Is Not Going To Wear a Mask, He Plans to Wear a Haz-Mat Suit For The Televised Presidential Debates

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) - Joe Biden says that he will go ahead with the presidential debate even though Trump refuses to wear a Coronavirus mask. The former vice-president told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that, unlike Donald, he cares ab…

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Funny story: 200,000 Dead, Impeached, A Draft Dodger, Can’t Republicans Do Better?

200,000 Dead, Impeached, A Draft Dodger, Can’t Republicans Do Better?

People around the world are asking: What has happened to the United States of America? The United States has become an insane asylum, and the patients have taken over. Or, it’s The Lord Of The Flies, and Orange Elvis is The Lord. With 200,000 dead…

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Funny story: President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

ROULETTE RIVER, Nevada – (Satire News) - The president headed west to hold another in his series of Presidential GOP Mask-less Campaign Hate Pep Rallies. He was cheered on by a throng of over 87 people who cheered every word that came out of his m…

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