FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - Veni Vidi Vici reporter Lexus Jo Dix reports that the governor of Vermont Phil "Great" Scott has informed the citizens of "The Green Mountain State," that he has already hired a demolition crew from Wyoming to…
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Due to the ongoing illegal barbaric Russian invasion of The Ukraine, the state of Vermont has decided to stop importing vodka from Russia. The Vermont State Dept. of Imports noted that instead of buying vodka…
SILLY SYRUP, Vermont – (Satire News) – In a move that surprised many hard core males, the Syrup State has just voted to outlaw truck testicles, or truck nuts, as they are called in the southern states. The truck gonads are attached underneath the…
MONTPELIER, Vermont – (Spoof News) - The tiny New England state of Vermont was rocked by an earthquake that measured 4.9 on the Richter scale. Reports from state agencies say that no one was injured, but there is one hell of a mess all over the p…
SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...
BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...
MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States. Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...
The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just granted ten states permission to change their vehicular license plate slogans for 2013. The executive director of TUSCOSLPSA Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi stated that they had to reject the slogans of two states and ask that they submit a secondary entry. The commission rejected Arizona's slogan "The Non-Hola Stat...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Rumors at Harold Fish & Chips have been confirmed--residents have, indeed, spied actor and producer Kevin Costner snooping around areas in and around Harfold where the worst of Irene's flooding can be found. A spokesperson fo...
LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...
MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont Senate reacting to an astounding statewide demand that the state do something to keep swine flu out of the state has just inacted Swine Flu Amendment 16-H. SFA 16-H strictly prohibits one individual from shaking t...
Montpelier VT: The Vermont State Legislature has overwhelmingly passed a law petitioning the Federal Government for a second US House of Representatives seat. The legislators felt that the State of Utah doesn't need another US House Representative, a...
Cowshed, Vermont - Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry have unleashed their latest concoction in honor of Barack Obama's recent election as President of the United States - Cinnamon Rocky Road. Ben & Jerry are noted as much for their p...
Mt. Washington Observatory,NH/ The Mountain Ear - Speaking from his new North Eastern Regional Command Center, President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama expounded on his solution to black on black crime and tension in the nation's urban cities.
Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont. FEMA has been seeking immuni...
Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...
Brattleboro, Vermont will no longer be the happy, bouncy little town it once was. In a 3 to 2 vote, the town council voted to ban nudity within the city limits. This ban includes people going naked on main roads, in public areas, or within 250 feet...
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