After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has reportedly orbited the planet Venus in a garden shed that he had converted into a rudimentary rocketship over the course of less than a dozen weekends. Toby Dell, a gravity caster at Whitechapel Bell Foundry, blas...
Manhattan, NY President Trump announced today that he caught the planet Venus spying on the United States and found out they were planning on invading the Earth, until they heard him talking about what he would do to aliens if he ever caught them in...
Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...
Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...
Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
TSA Headquarters, Washington, DC - The recent transit of Venus will go into the record books with an asterisk, according to the Transit Space Authority. "She jumped the turnstile without putting in a token", complained TSA spokesman Buckler Q. Cro...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. - The Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the transit of Venus as well as Your Anus, posting much of this video on its website. Observers noted the bright active region in the northern solar hemisphere as Venus passed over, wit...
London - Holed up in a grotty geriatric ward at London's King Edward Potatoes Clinic for Past-it Duffers the Duke of Edinburgh had a terrifying vision last night. Apparently someone told him that a once-in-a-lifetime Sun-Venus conjunction on Tuesd...
DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...
Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...
A Japanese Probe destined to enter the orbit of planet Venus failed to do its job. It is believed the probe's engine had a premature stroke. The Probe "Katsucka" was expected to mount into the orbit last night, but just about midnight (0000 GMT)...
The Government has announced plans to send all single women between the ages of 30 and 40 back to the planet Venus in an effort to restore peace and harmony in society. The move comes about after extensive research by the Office of Unprovoked Moan...
Several astronomers are coming right out and telling people to be extra careful this Friday the 13th due to the fact that in addition to the 13th falling on a Friday this month, another more sinister event will be happening in the skies that night-a...
Free Thinkers of the World support the Venus project as the best solution for mankind. We must get rid of Corrupt Governments, Politicians, Warmongers, and build a better future for all. In the UK at present you can witness their corrupt so called...
Except...Since my business went titsup the missus has returned to work and I'm looking after the kids an the house whilst I sort a few things out. The thing is, I'm turning into her and she's turning into me. All of a sudden I've stopped watching re-runs of the Champions League and started watching Loose Women, and worst still I find myself agreeing with everything they say. The other nig...
Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.
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