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Funny story: In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In a groundbreaking nod to animal rights, poultry producer, Tyson Foods, agreed to guarantee free lifetime room, board, and healthcare, including unlimited hormone treatment and antibiotics, for the millions of birds employed at its chicken and turke...

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Funny story: Raw Food Vegan Admits to Having a Cold

Raw Food Vegan Admits to Having a Cold

"I feel like such a failure," said a hoarse Jeff Hayes of Cambridge, Massachusetts, a raw food vegan who finally came clean that he had come down with a cold. "I've let down the entire raw community. Not to mention broccoli sprouts." When it was...

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Funny story: Vegan Animal Rights Activists Accused of Subverting "Live and Let Live" to Promote Their Own Selfish Agenda

Vegan Animal Rights Activists Accused of Subverting "Live and Let Live" to Promote Their Own Selfish Agenda

Long considered an advisement to allow others to do as they please regardless of consequences, the slogan "live and let live" was recently employed by a group of animal rights activists who exhorted humans to eat only plants and let other animals liv...

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Funny story: PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

Illinois farmer Jake ("Boss") Hogg was out walking his dogs early Monday morning, when he made a startling discovery. "It was awful quiet in the paddock. I couldn't see my hogs anywhere, so I walked the dogs around the perimeter of the fence.

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Funny story: Targeted Ad Reminds One Man How Much He Despises Applebee's but Totally Works on Other Man

Targeted Ad Reminds One Man How Much He Despises Applebee's but Totally Works on Other Man

A targeted online Applebee's ad missed the mark with Mark Jensen of New York City, who was only reminded how much he despises America's bacon-laden suburban fare and the culture it represents, but it totally worked on Chris Regan, also of New York Ci...

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Funny story: "Clean Meat" Offers Potential for Cruelty-Free Eating without Unwanted Health Benefits

"Clean Meat" Offers Potential for Cruelty-Free Eating without Unwanted Health Benefits

If you're like many protein-avid Americans, who've been longing for a cruelty-free way of eating that doesn't come saddled with the myriad health benefits associated with typical vegan diets, cultured or "clean" meat could be just the ticket. "For...

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Funny story: Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

In a joint effort with Stamps.web, a proud sponsor of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan announced the launch of a new nutrition correspondence course, which will offer participants the chance to take a deep dive in...

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Funny story: Dating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing

Dating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing

Popular online dating site Plenty of Fish, a.k.a. POF, has changed its name to Fish Farm in the wake of predictions that continuation of current commercial fishing practices will result in fishless oceans by 2050. "There simply aren't plenty of fi...

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Funny story: Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

Omnivore Boasts that She's Not a Hypocrite for Eating Meat Because She Dislikes Dogs

At a recent workplace luncheon, Ellen Harding of Charleston, South Carolina, lambasted her colleagues for their hypocrisy in chowing down on hot chicken and burgers while insisting how much they loved their pets. An omnivore herself, Ellen claimed th...

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Funny story: New York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos

New York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos

"I'm really more of a cat person," said Lisa Hayes, ineffectually attempting to justify her lack of appreciation for the latest adorable YouTube puppy video being circulated around the office. "Besides, doesn't anyone else have any work to do?" Ha...

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Funny story: Homo Sapien Objects to Being Treated like an Animal

Homo Sapien Objects to Being Treated like an Animal

Carl Freeman, a 43-year-old Homo sapien inhabiting Nashville, Tennessee, objected to being treated like an animal at the Amazon shipping center where he works. "Management sees us as mere commodities," said an irate Carl regarding the attitude the...

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Funny story: Tepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.

Tepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.

In an age where moral motivation is arguably at an all-time low, Americans are shying away from the strident, self-righteous style of veganism historically adopted by animal rights activists in favor of a new, more tepid form of veganism that avoids...

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Funny story: Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

"Just because I eat meat doesn't mean I don't care about animals," said Josh Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee. "I hate when people stereotype me just because I enjoy a good steak. Vegans are so judgmental." Driscoll went on to explain that every t...

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Funny story: Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...

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Funny story: Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Representatives of the meat, dairy and egg industries have come out in support of the controversial push by some to recognize veganism as an official religion entitled to the full protections of the First Amendment, simply so that vegans will stop ta...

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Funny story: College Students Relieved to Have Excuse Not to Eat with Annoying Vegan Friend

College Students Relieved to Have Excuse Not to Eat with Annoying Vegan Friend

After Cal Hartley took an official “animal liberation pledge” promising in part not to publicly sit where animals are being eaten, several of his friends at UC Berkeley were highly relieved to have an excuse not to eat with their annoying vegan frien...

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Funny story: Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Derek Casey of Nashville, Tennessee,  who transitioned to a whole-food, plant-based diet two years ago after his doctor threatened him with a lifetime of insulin medication, dialysis and limb amputations if he didn't get his type 2 diabetes under con...

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