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Funny story: Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

Linda Lovelace to be played by Dyson DC23 TurbineHead Vacuum

HOLLYWOOD - "Making a movie costs a hundred grand a day," complains Matthew Wilder, director of the upcoming film "Inferno", a biography of Lovelace, the troubled star of X-rated movies. Wilder was recently forced to fire his chosen lead, Lindsa...

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Funny story: French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker to be face of new vacuum cleaner - with a Star Wars flavour

Sarah Jessica Parker to be face of new vacuum cleaner - with a Star Wars flavour

Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, has been approached by international electrical goods company GE to be the face of their brand new vacuum cleaner. The new vacuum cleaner is aimed at single city women with hectic lifestyles who don't have time to spend the...

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Funny story: Man found in vacuum survives on thin air

Man found in vacuum survives on thin air

A direct descendant of J Edgar Hoover, inventor of the dam*, has been discovered by builders during refurbishment work at the BBC. He is thought to date from the early 19th century and claims that he was 'bricked up' as he dozed off after ta...

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Funny story: Electrolux Recalls 3.2 Million Vacuum Cleaners

Electrolux Recalls 3.2 Million Vacuum Cleaners

Electrolux Group announced last week a recall of all canister vacuum cleaners made by the company since 1949. The worldwide recall follows several dozen incidents in which small children have been sucked up by the vacuum's strong motor. A Newark,...

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