A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more! The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades. "I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he s...
A new use for VHS cassette players/recorders was discovered yesterday. They can now be used as demon catchers. The devices each have a button on the remote control that no-one knows what it is for. It is this button that can be used to trap demons...
Vietnamese economists today announced that the 20 year struggle for home video dominance is officially over. JVC, makers of the popular VHS format, have made no formal announcement, but insiders say that the industry giant has suspended all orde...
Electronics giant Sony announced today that it will soon be selling a combination Blu-Ray and Betamax player. Now that Blu-Ray has won the high definition DVD format war, Sony is hoping to restore some credibility to Betamax while giving something ba...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Sunday morning, amateur archeologist, Ty Shoeman, discovered a primitive commutations device, reportedly from the last millennium.
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