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Funny story: Panama Issues a Harsh Warning To The USA

Panama Issues a Harsh Warning To The USA

PANAMA CITY, Panama – (Satire News) - The little bitty Central American country of Panama, famous for hats, IUD's, and a big old canal, has warned the United States about their incessant fly-overs. Panamanian President Laurentino "Cookie" Cortizo…

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Funny story: Man Doesn't Know Where Washington, D.C. Is

Man Doesn't Know Where Washington, D.C. Is

A man who is almost totally ignorant of 'anything American' has revealed that, although he regularly reads things about Washington, D.C. on the internet, he was oblivious to where the city was situated, and could not have pointed it out on a map.

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Funny story: General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

With over half of Americans regularly taking at least one prescription medication for either physical or psychological ailments or both, the Food and Drug Administration has recommended that the majority of the population simply be put under general...

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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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Funny story: Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...

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Funny story: Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...

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Funny story: New Zealand Prime Minister admits she's "stumped"

New Zealand Prime Minister admits she's "stumped"

Outback, New Zealand -- Jacinda Ardamn, Prime Minister of New Zealand (wherever that is), admitted she's “confused” about the world. Any ideas or policies that do not accord with her own nation's backward notions are “beyond my understanding,” she...

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Funny story: Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...

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Funny story: Federal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure

Federal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure

A federal project designed to reintroduce the threatened population of bureaucrats (Bureacratus bureaucratus) to the private sector has been deemed a failure based on a new report by the Department of the Interior. The program was originally sche...

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Funny story: President Trump Baffles and Shocks the Nation in New Christmas in July Television Special

President Trump Baffles and Shocks the Nation in New Christmas in July Television Special

Earlier today, President Donald Trump made a public address which he called Christmas in July with Daddy War-bucks. Throughout the address, he continued to call it his “reality TV show.” We still aren’t sure what to call it. This poorly-timed pu...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...

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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...

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Funny story: Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Revisionist historians have claimed that the so-called American Civil War of the 1860s was actually the invasion of a foreign country by the Union and thus illegal under its own Constitution. Recently leaked top secret documents from the US Nation...

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Funny story: President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B...

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Funny story: Sen. Sherrod Brown charged with conflict of interest

Sen. Sherrod Brown charged with conflict of interest

WHAT'S THE BEEF, OH -- Elected to represent the not-so-great state of Ohio, U. S. Senator Sherrod Brown (a Democrat, of course) has been charged with a conflict of interest. Apparently, while supposedly representing Ohio, the politician is also re...

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Funny story: Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

The CIA has announced that it has obtained a list, containing detailed plans regarding Russia's preparations to invade Ukraine, and then initiate a war with the United States. The list includes: 1. Infiltrating online Russian bride dating sites with burly KGB officers dressed in bikinis and wearing wigs. 2. Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of Vladimir Putin knocking out Barack Obama...

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Funny story: Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Troops to Teachers (TTT) Program, established in 1994 by the Department of Defense, has successfully placed 20,000 participants in the nation's schools. The purpose of TTT is to help honorably discharged military personnel as...

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