2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'.
March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka.
June 2014- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to 'protect the Russians living there' who invaded centuries ago.
December 2014- Russia invad...
At the Russian/Ukrainian border the so-called 'humanitarian aid' convoy sent by Putin stops to do a final check on what supplies they will be delivering to the Ukrainians on the other side. Two Russian majors exit the first two vehicles carrying clipboards and meet at the back of the first truck.
"OK Dimitri, let's take a final check on everything."
"Yes, Sergei. Let's get it over with quick...
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