The American Supreme Court can’t find a hole in its ass. And they’ve really really been looking. John Roberts started the search cuz if he didn’t he wouldn’t be called the Head Judge, so he did his job, but, alas, his job wasn’t good enough. Someo…
A fried egg sunny-side-up is not a chicken. Get it? Even a poached egg, scrambled egg, stuffed egg, or hard-cooked egg is still not a chicken. Don’t panic, but egg shells after making a soufflé, frittata, quiche, and huevos rancheros would never…
Now that Amy Coney Barrett has voted in favour of ending abortion, she has been called back to her former cult, People of Praise, where she MUST resume her old activities as a hand-maiden. These activities will be alongside her duties as a Supreme…
There was shock today when it was revealed that nominee to the US Supreme Court Amy Coney Barrett once ate a foetus in an establishment known as an "abortion cafe". Liu Chan Restaurant is in the Chinatown district of Notre Dame in Indiana, and whe…
Washington, D.C. - I don't think there is anyone in America who hasn't been exposed to the devolving, salacious story about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his sex accuser Christine Blasey Ford. I remember when only presidential assassins a...
Washington D. C. - In a Tuesday press conference last week, U.S. Sen. Mazie Hirono D-Hawaii while pontificating about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's alleged sexual assault hearing proceedings, she had some very strong words for all men in t...
The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as "one or more people doing more or less the same thing." The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave the BEU the right to...
SUPREME COURT-- Tom Brady has loaded up on the big guns. Today he and his defense team at the NFL Players Association have brought in former Solicitor General of the United States, Ted Olson, to join their legal squad. Olson has a history of going...
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