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Funny story: Late sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory

Late sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory

The intensive late push by the US Postal Service to leave "no stone unturned" in their search for mail-in ballots is considered responsible for the surprise Walter Mondale victory in the 2020 American Presidential election. The effort by mail sort…

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Funny story: “The Likes Of Which Our Country Has Never Seen.”

“The Likes Of Which Our Country Has Never Seen.”

On Wednesday morning, there was a warning from Donald Trump: "The likes of which our country has never seen." Trump stood, hands up facing the audience, (like a stick-up) elbows to his ribs, red tie, red face. Was he warning about an Al Qaeda inva…

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Funny story: Indians Couldn’t Stop The Pony Express, But Trump Is Going To Show Them How

Indians Couldn’t Stop The Pony Express, But Trump Is Going To Show Them How

Rain or high water, the mail must go through, or something like that. Now, with a Biblical type pandemic circling the globe like the Space Station, raising the plateau every time it goes by, Trump is going to halt the United States Postal Service…

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Funny story: Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

In a joint effort with Stamps.web, a proud sponsor of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan announced the launch of a new nutrition correspondence course, which will offer participants the chance to take a deep dive in...

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Funny story: US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

US Postal Service Lays Off 200 As Tyler Perry Moves To Online Women's Clothing Catalogs

WASHINGTON- The US Postal Service announced today that it has apparently lost one of its largest, most dear customers and will layoff 200 employees in the next few weeks. Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe released a statement indicating that famo...

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Funny story: Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Just weeks after the financially struggling US Postal Service said it would have to cease Saturday mail delivery, postal officials now say they don't have the money to deliver the mail at all. "We're billions of dollars in the hole, and we just...

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Funny story: President Romney Straps Government Employees To Roof of Air Force One

President Romney Straps Government Employees To Roof of Air Force One

July 5th, 2013 - Ontario - Showing the same staple crisis management skills he exhibited in 1983 with his Irish Setter, President Romney was caught yesterday trying to strap the entire US Postal Service work force to the roof of Air Force One for the...

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Funny story: Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...

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Funny story: In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The last time that the United States Postal System was in such a financial mess Paul Revere was riding through the streets of Pocatello, Idaho shouting that the redcoats were coming and that you could not miss them because they wer...

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Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...

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Funny story: The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The time of year has come for the great Christmas race between the tortoise and the hare. Those who know the Aesop fable know it as a moralizing tale. In this case, it involves a total lack of morals whatsoever. This race is also symbolic- the...

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