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The Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – ABC News and CNN have both recently reported that the pretzel business is booming. Sales of the salt-covered pastry have already surpassed the national sales of Fried Spinach, Emu-Meat Hot Dogs, and Enchil…