Rumours are rife in the world of art, that Damien Hirst, the artist who is repeatedly lampooned for being a non-artist, and for copying the work of others, has made a strange stipulation within his last will and testament, which will see him respectf...
A full scale lockdown at the Tate Modern Museum kicked in automatically when the curator pressed the security master switch, days after exhibit "Empty Room With Lights Going On And Off" was stolen. The runner up Turner Prize winning work of art,...
In a daring raid on the Tate Modern gallery in London, a £2million masterpiece by conceptual artist Martin Creed was stolen in the early hours of this morning. The masterpiece, an empty room with lights going on and off repeatedly, won the Turner Pri...
Pablo Norman Picasso, Spanish co founder of Cubism and general comedy painter's glasses have been found by his great grandson in his house in France. "He was always losing them", Nornan Picasso told our reporter. "He always accused people of mo...
The Turner comedy prize for Art has been won by a Lawry Preview entry. called Wanna tea. The panel said the DVD, which played in a room styled like a tea party, was "chosen for its complex and courageous juxtaposition of people and objects in a deepl...
Philanthropist Charlie Saaatchel is the new Alan Sacharin foundation Employer of the Year. Giving his employees virtually unlimited credit card use with the spending power of Roman Abromovic, minimum wage campaigners cheered him as he was on his way...
Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...
A woman whose work has included projects based on Star Wars character Jabba the Hutt is one of the four artists shortlisted for this year's £25,000 Turner Prize. Performance artist Lali "Spartacus" Chetwynd joins Luke Fowler, Paul Noble and Elizab...
It's that time of the year again, where Daily Mail journalists build up a froth of anger over the absurdities of the latest winners of the Turner Prize. "It's not art!" they scream red-faced, as they futilely attempt to define what art actually is. Regardless of whether you consider it art or not, one thing is beyond doubt. Every piece ever entered into that competition is utterly shit. But why...
In a startling development the Turner Prize Committee have announced that a collage of photographs of the dead Osama Bin Laden have been accepted as a late entry for this year's competition. Penelope Puce, speaking on behalf of the Committee, expl...
A mongrel called Hirsty is causing a real sensation in the art world and has been installed by bookmakers William Hill as a warm favourite to scoop the 2011 Turner prize. Hirsty, a 7 year old mongrel from Sheffield, has in recent weeks been leavi...
A turd in a box has won this years Turner Prize, in a totally unsurprising turn of events. The turd was shat in to a shoe box by English born artist Stanislav Moyovich Chapman, 37. The artist told us from his home in Poland "I am so happy I won...
US President Barack Obama has been awarded the Turner Prize for Art, it was announced today. The award comes hot on the heels of the shock announcement that President Obama had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, and that he has also been shortlis...
Roger Me-Butt was today amazed to discover he was nominated to win the Turner Prize. Roger, who had never had a published work of art before, had neglected to empty his ashtray when it was spotted by a judge from the Turner committee. "Quite fr...
This year's Turner Prize will have to do without former winner Damien Hirst, but that hasn't stopped the artist from unveiling two new pieces of work ahead of the competition.
London - (Ass Mess): An early nomination for the 2007 Turner Prize shows the House of Von Battenburg in traditional ceremonial costume with Harry dressed in Nazi uniform and Diana depicted as the Saviour Jesus.
Art Student, Brian Ryan, was celebrating a stroke of good fortune today as his fridge has been selected as a possible entry into next year's prestigious Turner Prize.
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