Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol…
Chrissenden, UK - One of the biggest ancient hos in Chrissenden has been discovered by nettle detector enthusiasts in a remote Southern Counties peat bog close to the M25. Remains of the Coin Goddess Vagalia were unearthed by the Weekend Wanderers...
Rome - Someone in the Vatican has been watching too many Indiana Jones reruns and decided to play a 'Holy Grail' hoax on young Prince George. At a televised reception in his private quarters today Pope Frankie-the-Argie defied the Geneva Conventio...
Tipperary, Eire - Workmen dismantling burnt remains of the Rainbow's End pub in Carrick-on-Suir, South Tipperary have stumbled on a stash of gold coins stuffed down the back of a Leprechaun's sofa deep beneath the building's medieval foundations.
Channel Isles - A fabulous treasure trove of precious coins is set to liberate Jersey from British Government tyranny. Valued at several times the offshore haven's hidden tax billions the one tonne of Roman and Celtic currency may have been buried...
Northern Ireland - A Fermanagh man has described how he found some 3,000 year-old gold jewellery 'down an ancient bog' at Belle Isle. "At first I thought some alien maybe slipped one down the pan, like," Seamus McShergar said today, "on account of...
Isle of Dogs, East London - Dame Fifi Rottweiler has spoken of her delight when 30,000 Roman coins unexpectedly spilled from behind the bath during an afternoon's ablutions listening to Radio Four. "It's the biggest hoard of turd," Dame Fifi expl...
London - A stunning Fabergé Imperial Egg bought at auction in New York in 1964 is being hunted down by a London jewellers. The gem-encrusted gold/sapphire/ruby/diamond trinket, which looks like a flower-festooned Easter egg in precious metal baske...
Two amateur treasure hunters in Wigan were tying out a new metal detector in their own back garden when they uncovered a rare haul of Roman gold and silver. "We were staggered when it beeped over my petunias," said Kathy Trove. "Staggered, yeah...
Archaeologists in Grimsby today discovered a horde of buried treasure. The site in Cartergate which is being re-developed for housing is in the vicinity of the 12th century St James Church. Stan Toogood head of archaeology at The University of Lincol...
It's an unprecedented find that could revolutionize ideas about medieval England's conquering Germanic rulers all the way back to the fifth century", stated Roger Bland who managed the cache of gold and silver's found Tuesday. An amateur treasure-...
Staffordshire - (Bullion Bull): Traces of an extremely rare isotope of pre-Atlantean era scarlet orichalcum, previously only seen in meteorite fragments, have been found in a huge Staffordshire treasure trove. The discovery was made in ancient St...
A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragm...
After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.
Lil Black Sambo ventured into the jungle one day to seek his fortune. Much to his surprise he found armfuls of treasure. Weighed down by his unexpected great good fortune, the little black boy struggled to find his way out of the unfamiliar wilderness. Before long he realized he had been going in circles. Just then a ferocious tigress laden with her own valuables emerged from the dark jungle and c...
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