Tom Hanks doesn’t want to be the nicest, most trustworthy man in Hollywood anymore. He wants to show off the dead bodies under his house. “Stop treating me like your god,” he may have been kinda reported to have said to someone sometime. So to…
Thinking that the Marvin Hamlisch song, Nobody Does It Better, was a homage written for him, Donald Trump decided to take charge of his own 2020 Republican Convention. What could go right? People immediately speculated whether Melania would pe…
Coming from a safe source, the Republican Party is planning to dump Donald Trump as a presidential candidate. Of course, he doesn’t know yet, and no, they aren’t planning to give the nomination to Kanye West or Mike Pence. The word is coming from…
Hollywood star, Tom Hanks, is one of the greatest actors of his, or anybody else's, generation, having featured in 69 movies, but the man who played Forrest Gump might just be in the middle of, by far, the most challenging role of his entire acting c...
Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...
New York, NY - Donald J. Trump accepted the lead role in the new reality film "Bigly", where Trump plays a boy trapped in a man's body and becomes President of the United States. The reality film concept is a takeoff of the movie "Big" which starr...
London, UK - Sporting a Saving Mr Banks mustache and matching rictus grin a London police officer caught impersonating Hollywood actor Tom Hanks made headline news this morning in the notorious and long-running 'Plebgate' saga. PC Keith Wallis, 69...
ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne. Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...
HERMOSA BEACH - The two super stars of the movie Larry Crowne were in Hermosa Beach promoting their latest movie which by early accounts will not be around very long. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, two names who use to practically guarantee that a f...
Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...
In an upcoming autobiography by Bill O'Reilly in which he prefers not to play himself, O'Reilly has hired Tom Hanks to step in and portray the "love him or hate him" darling of Fox News Channel. "At first I thought, man, this is really weird," say...
Hollywood - WARNING! SPOILER! While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap. As some fans of seventies c...
IP Newswire: Thomas Spanks, noted physicist, botanist, private pilot, skydiver and with absolutely no connection in any way to Her Majesty's Security Service, also known as MI5, was reported lost somewhere over Christmas Island in the early morning hours. Followed by Indonesian radar as his plane passed well west and north of Jakarta, Spanks twin engine Gulfstream was seen losing altitude un...
Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...
Pope Benedict XVI has taken a hard-line stance against the new film "Angels and Demons", by ordering the assassination of actor Tom Hanks in the name of God himself. It is certainly an aggressive stance to the film which does paint the Catholic ch...
In a surprising announcement, Tom Hanks confirmed the recent rumours that he is to play Tom Cruise in a new film biopic about the famous actor. "Tom has always been my acting hero", said Hanks, "this is a giant role for me and it is going be a rea...
The volleyball actor who shot to fame in 2000 as the "Wilson" character in the blockbuster movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks, was found dead, floating in the backyard pool of his once immaculate Beverly Hills home this past Friday.
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