A sport that is sweeping all of the well-heeled health clubs in the country is TOFU. Tofu, what is that? Well, other than a tasteless, and rather pointless meat substitute, it is Kung Fu, but where only Toffs can take part. Toffs are very rich,…
Gary Johnson, a Guardian reader for many years now, has never once eaten Tofu. 'Yes' said Gary on his blog 'I am one of the Guardian Reading, Tofu Eating members of the Wokerati that are responsible for all of the country's ills, only to confuse t…
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the world's largest retail and food corporation has just announced a new marketing ploy for 2014. Company spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace informed the members of the press that the company had recently hired a hi...
It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...
Lindsay Lohan was forced to spend at least part of her Thanksgiving with father Michael Lohan and former boyfriend Sam Ronson as punishment by the Betty Ford Clinic. That was the joke?? An eating Samantha Ronson joke?? "And the Tofurky was terri...
Due to the annihilation of the Gulf of Mexico's shrimp population by the BP oil catastrophe, creative coastal cooks have turned to vegetarian shrimp as a substitute. "Our city was built on shrimp," said New Orleans chef Martin Mouton. "Well, actu...
LOUISVILLE, KY -- The world's most popular chicken restaurant chain, Kenny's Fried Chicken, more widely known as KFC, has finally succumbed to the seven years of pressure from animal rights groups to change its chicken menus. The negative publicity g...
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