The National Park Service has put out notices at several Arizona and California National Parks/National Monuments - please don't lick the Hallucinogenic Toads. "Licking toads can get you High and may lead to dizziness” - reads one warning at Orga…
Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening. "I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
Brainbugs down under have stumbled on what to do with the menacing cane toads by grinding the evil little hoppers into sausage. The toads are notorious for their ugly and toxic nature and have been poisoning the local endangered wildlife. Spe...
Dr Dolittle talks to Toad Of Toad Hall about the amazing ability he has to predict the future. The Doctor met Toad of Toad Hall in Toad Hall where else, and asked him about his claims about predicting the future. "I can predict the Wind in the Willows, when we are going to get strong winds, rain, snow, but most important of all me and my fellow toads can predict when earthquakes are going to ha...
Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...
Queensland, Australia -- A bushie's amazingly simple and uncomplicated invention is being credited with rescuing Australia from the Cane Toad swarm. Cane Toads are a spreading plague across Northeast Australia, a front moving at 125 km per year in pl...
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