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Funny story: US Government Mandates TikTok Be Removed From Government Devices But Says Porn & Pill Sites Okay To Stay

US Government Mandates TikTok Be Removed From Government Devices But Says Porn & Pill Sites Okay To Stay

Washington, DC – Federal authorities recently cracked down on TikTok, the Chinese-owned video hosting service, because of the information security risks they believe are associated with the very popular social media app. After a hush-hush closed-doo…

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Funny story: Tik-Tok is Chinese Mind Control Device - FBI Director Testifies

Tik-Tok is Chinese Mind Control Device - FBI Director Testifies

TikTok was invented by Chinese scientist Zhang Yiming and is owned by a huge corporation - Bytedance - with headquarters in Beijing, China. FBI director Christopher Wray gave testimony in Congress that the Chinese government or Military Could us…

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Funny story: TiKTok To Introduce It's New Adult TikTok

TiKTok To Introduce It's New Adult TikTok

LOS ANGELES - (US Satire) -TikTok is a video hosting service that hosts a variety of short form user videos. The Chinese entity is owned by a corporation known as Fortune Cookie Cutter Inc. Most of the videos are PG-13 rated and include videos…

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Funny story: TikTok Is Denying That Someone Hacked Into The System and Stole Over 69 Million Passwords

TikTok Is Denying That Someone Hacked Into The System and Stole Over 69 Million Passwords

BEIJING, China - (Business Satire) - The world's foremost short-form video hosting service, is denying that someone got into their master computer and stole over 69 million passwords. The Beijing, China-based firm denies the story, which was put o…

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Funny story: TikTok Swimming Party On Coney Island Ends Up In Chaotic Chaos

TikTok Swimming Party On Coney Island Ends Up In Chaotic Chaos

CONEY ISLAND, New York - (Satire News) - A TikTok swimming party on ritzy Coney Island turned from being a fun-as-hell event into being complete chaotic chaos-from-hell! BuzzFuzz reports that the TikTok organizers, the eroticially sexy Fellatini t…

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Funny story: TikTok Spinoff, The X-Rated TitTok Tickler Is Gaining New Users At An Astronomical Rate!

TikTok Spinoff, The X-Rated TitTok Tickler Is Gaining New Users At An Astronomical Rate!

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - (Satire News) - Reports coming from highly reliable sources are that the Chinese-owned TikTok social video network service is venturing into the land of sexuality. Boom Boom News was the very first to report that Fi Ji…

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Funny story: Ohio Man Creates Petition To Cancel Thousands of Double D Breasted Women on Tik-Tok for Causing Erection At Work

Ohio Man Creates Petition To Cancel Thousands of Double D Breasted Women on Tik-Tok for Causing Erection At Work

DAYTON, OH-Clint Smith, a Dayton Ohio manufacturing manager at Caltech Auto Parts, took a wild leap forward with cancel culture this week by writing up a petition to have 156,742 big breasted women kicked off Tik-Tok for causing him to get an erectio…

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Funny story: Trump Moves To Create Tik Tok History Academies in Each State

Trump Moves To Create Tik Tok History Academies in Each State

Donald Trump announced today, with Bitsy Devoss by his side, a plan to create nationwide academies funded by Tik Tok, to teach what he claims to be "correct" American History. "Today, with the help of a Chinese-owned digital giant, we are announci…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Threatens Lawsuit

Donald Trump Threatens Lawsuit

Trump threatens a lawsuit. So what else is new? Another Trump threat/distraction? Like: Little boy is going to hold his breath until he gets a cookie. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care? In reality, the whole world is holding its collective br…

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