For a brief few seconds right after I made her acquaintance, I felt sorry for The Thing. She was a slimy, sordid, scabrous mass of anti-femininity, looking to be more of the species of giant lethal reptile - akin to a Gila monster, or perhaps, some ultra-hairy, horrid-looking, primitive primate - than a female, homo-sapient ape. The Thing moved on me rather slowly and before I knew it, she had...
Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
Dear P4YG, My husband and I, both devout Roman Catholics, recently read about a Catholic Kama Sutra. Is there such a thing? What do you know about it? Will it be going to press soon? Will there be a DVD?! Please answer really soon! Breathless in Brestlova...
Dear Ollie, I originally wrote to Dear Abbey about my savage love dilemma but her answer was pretty lame and then Savage Love picked it up...
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I just move into new home in Southern CA. It's a "Leave it to Beaver" type of community. As usual, the first thing I try to do when I move into a place is meet the neighbors.
On the other hand, no sooner the meeting was over, the NCOs and men, through grapevine, discovered good and bad news about 345. Good news was no grounding needed. Bad news, Rufus's letter to Army Veterinary Dept. However, they knew 345's days were numbered, so everybody tried to contribute to his cause. First thing they did was doubling 345's barley and dried alfalfa. Grooming was car...
I just checked my desk drawer. I must have over a hundred pens in there. They seem to proliferate. Sometimes I think they actually breed! Every time I turn around I have a new pen in my pocket. The odd thing is -- I haven't actually bought one in at least 20 years!...
When it comes to awesome performance in a compact design, few speaker systems compare to the Holy 1000. The thing that makes this speaker different from all others is that if you speak into them You can actually speak to God.
Poor thing. . . if someone doesn't do anything by June 5th she will be in the slammer.
Ever notice how similar films are becoming these days? Is this a recent thing, or are we to continue suffering through the same plots over and over again simply because producers are unwilling to toss the dice at risqué new films?...
A virus is causing havoc on the net,...
President Bush spent the better part of his day today reassessing his Presidency and thanking John Kerry for assisting his bid to retain the Republican nomination.. "I'm not sure that I would have done the same thing if the shoe was on the o...
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