Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
Emergency talks are still in progress at Old Trafford this afternoon, after it was discovered that Manchester United boss and former player, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is not, in fact, human, but a cybernetic organism consisting of living tissue over a ro...
Police forces from all over the US are involved in emergency talks today to discuss the possible copycat killings of 38 women with the same name during the month of November. The women - all named Sarah Connor - were murdered by a tall muscular-lo...
Bri Willyums, late of NBC, Proud as a Peacock, is known to play fast and loose, from time to time (and maybe all the time) with the truth, so his statements, especially about himself, have to be taken with a grain (or a ton) of salt. Having remind...
Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson! His latest blockbusting "terminati...
HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures. The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa...
Bobby Valentine of the Red Sox was tossed out of the game against the Nats in the bottom of the ninth inning for arguing a strike call. After the game he called the officiating "lousy," and he cast doubt on the umpiring in the entire series the So...
The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...
Rochdale, LANCASHIRE - A major agency whose business is finding look-a-likes of celebrities has scoured the whole country for a double of the 'unelected' Prime Minister Brown, but unusually without success. Being so wildly unpopular, means that a do...
January 2013- Republicans, their plans for world domination foiled by the overwhelming win in the presidential election that again brought Barack Obama to the throne of the most powerful country in the world, are upset. In anger over their bitte...
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