BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters: When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing When the twilight is gone you come into my heart And here in my heart you will stay while I pray… That no more f*cking drones come my way. As anyone…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The world, as we have known it, is not the same. A pencil-neck geek, a virtual parakeet, with a vocabulary so limited that listeners wince when he squawks, now has the pedestal. Like his old boss, Barry the Parrot, he couldn’t spea…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...
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