William Gaviscon, a 33-year-old from Mithering-on-the-Trent and a former contestant on The Apprentice in 2017 (he came 11th, you won't remember him), has claimed that as a businessman and influencer, he still has much to give to the world and would l…
Don’t judge me I sat down to watch some television Wondering what was on tonight I scrolled right through the channels It was a sorry sight It was competition-based reality shows Where judges eliminate you Where three of them are nice as p…
Apprentice Contestant Joe Wurzel has surprisingly developed some self awareness, and has left the show. The previously idiotic 24 year old said ‘I saw myself as a master of my destiny, a man of means, by no means, a man out of time and out of luck…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just announced that comedian Tom Arnold, who was once married to that fat tub of lard, Roseanne Barr, has decided to release the infamous Trump “N” word tape. The tape clearly will show the nation and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the...
Mar-O-Lago, FL President Donald Trump made an announcement at his latest press conference: "I understand why everybody's mad at me, and in a bad mood, and making up fake news and all. It's because there hasn't been any good TV entertainment progra...
Fans of 'The Apprentice', the show designed to showcase the huge wealth, status and cultural gaps in Britain, will soon be able to get an insight into the everyday life of the programme's focal point, Baron Alan Sugar, when a new series, 'Shit With Sugar On', airs in January. The show follows Baron Sugar around, to show what a down-to-earth figure he really is, in contrast to the bolshy megalom...
BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...
At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van: "It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...
It's Apptober again! The Apprentice has returned for another season and this year the candidates are more hapless than ever. Take IT Consultant Prakash, who has a very unique way of producing wealth. "I ooze wealth from my every pore." Explains Praka...
New US president Donald J. Trump certainly isn't wasting any time getting down to business. In addition to issuing a record number of executive orders, the new commander in chief has issued a record number of tweets--roughly three thousand a day. But...
Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...
[It's November 18, 2016. An announcer off stage yells out: "Ladies and Gentlemen! The President-elect of the United States - Donald Trump!" Trump walks on stage as an orchestra plays "Hail To The Chief."] "Thanks everyone, and thanks to all of you who voted for me last week. As for the rest of you, all I can say is, you're not welcome here any more, and maybe you should think about moving...
Burgeoning politician (and president) Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an 'if' the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could find themselve...
New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...
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