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Funny story: The Louvre Museum Reports That The Painting of Mona Lisa Has Been Attacked By Termites

The Louvre Museum Reports That The Painting of Mona Lisa Has Been Attacked By Termites

PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The curator of the Louvre Museum, Claude Jean Keanu Milquetoast, has sadly informed the painting fans of the world that the famous painting that was painted by Leonardo Luigi da Vinci has been attacked by wayward, vici…

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Funny story: Tasmanian Termite Placed on the Endangered Species List

Tasmanian Termite Placed on the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has placed the Tasmanian termite on the endangered species list (ESL). These little buggers have illegally emigrated from Australia. Tasmanian termites, which are quite rare, are known as the...

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Funny story: Termites eat millions of rupees in bank and get belly ache!

Termites eat millions of rupees in bank and get belly ache!

As if the "Delhi belly" wasn't bad enough it seems now that even Indian money is not particularly digestable! Termites residing in an Indian bank in Uttar Pradesh decided to eat Rupee bank notes instead of their usual diet of carcases of dead slum...

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Funny story: Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Our investigative reporter was recently taking a tour of the Kennedy Space center. While he was in the men's room his tour bus left without him. He knew another bus would soon come along and so he began to wander...

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Funny story: Chinese Ballistic Missile Facility Actually a Termite Colony

Chinese Ballistic Missile Facility Actually a Termite Colony

TAIPEI (Defense News Weakly) - A suspected Chinese ballistic missile facility located at Delingha in the central-northern part of the country has been revealed to actually be a termite colony instead.

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