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Funny story: Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...

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Funny story: Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Washington, D. C. The First International Anti-Robocall/Anti-Telemarketer Convention convened here this morning, opening with a rousing prayer, below, given by a minister ordained via email by the Internet Gospel church. "Dear Lord. Since the Fe...

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Funny story: Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...

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Funny story: Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...

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Funny story: Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...

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Funny story: 100 Years of Telemarketing Crap

100 Years of Telemarketing Crap

As you dash out of the shower soaking wet to pick up the phone, hoping it will be a phone call from your boyfriend, who you had been waiting for by the phone all day, is indeed another prince charming awaiting your presence, Mr Telemarketer. But at the same time he awaits every person living in your district. "Hello," an Indian voice greets you, "I am from the Australian Telstra Company. I und...

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Funny story: Corey Haim's Cell Phone Bombarded By Unscrupulous Telemarketers

Corey Haim's Cell Phone Bombarded By Unscrupulous Telemarketers

Dead 'Lost Boy' actor Corey Haim's cell phone has been bombarded by unscrupulous telemarketers, who apparently unaware that the insomniac star is actually dead have been falling all over themselves trying to sell him all kinds of crap, which would ha...

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Funny story: Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...

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Funny story: Telemarketers in Gordon Brown's sights

Telemarketers in Gordon Brown's sights

United Kingdom Prime Minister Gordon Brown declared today that the biggest threats to humanity in the context of the modern world were not swine flu or Somali pirates but pesty telemarketers ringing people at inappropriate times. Brown believes t...

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