England 2 Italy 1
England gained revenge for their Euro 2012 with a victory over the Azurri. The match was played in the Wankdorf Stadium in Berne, Switzerland.
With a stadium name like that it's a surprise Wayne Rooney and John Terry weren't in the squad.
Scotland 3 Australia 1
The Scots beat the mighty Australians to move up to 3rd in the Cricket World Rankings.
New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Luis Suarez must forget the racism controversy of last season.
Rodgers was spotted leaving HMV earlier with the DVD 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' plus a book called 'Dummies Guide to Hypnotising Stupid Footballers'
Celtic begin their defence of the Scottish Premier League with a narrow 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Celtic Park on the fi...
Olympics Mens Football: GB beat Uruguay to reach quarters
The team captained by Luis Suarez will now be known as UruGoingHome.
Olympics Womens Football: GB beat Brazil at Wembley.
The ladies showed they are as equal if not better than the men,
Mainly by missing a penalty which would put them 2-0 up.
The match was watched by 75,000, an incredible figure for womens football.
Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2
Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar.
Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad?
Glad All Over
Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director.
Their fans could do with a laugh.
Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games.
He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur.
Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad.
Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll...
Ryan Giggs will captain Team GB football team at the Olympics.
Well at least his wife will know where he is for 90 minutes.
Roberto Mancini has signed a new five year contract to stay at Manchester City after interest from the Russian FA for their national job.
It must have been the lovely Manchester weather and mushy peas that made his mind up.
Arsenal are figh...
Team GB returned home to a tumultuous reception and were met at Heathrow Airport by Gordon Brownose!
They came second in the Para Olympics with a Tally of 102 medals.
China won first place with 211 medals. However what is not widely known is t...
The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith is said to be "absolutey livid", "gobsmacked" and even "most upset" with the medals won by Team GB at the recent Olympics held in Beijing.
This morning, she called Lord Coe into her office and her rantings and ravi...
Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has angered current PM Gordon Brown and other leading ministers tonight, by saying in a speech that, far from being an overwhelming success, Team GB has been a failure and an unmitigated disaster!
Mr Blair was speaking...
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