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Funny story: Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs a Presidential Executive Order Forcing The Inhabitants of Red States To Pay 29.3% More Taxes

President Biden Signs a Presidential Executive Order Forcing The Inhabitants of Red States To Pay 29.3% More Taxes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says that he has just about had his fill of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's incessant bellyaching that the election was stolen, that Pelosi is an illegal alien from Japan, and that his dick (Trum…

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Funny story: An Ass Tax is Riding into Town

An Ass Tax is Riding into Town

There are more cows and sheep than people in New Zealand. And those animals (not the people) have been getting a free ride for too long. Get ready for the ass tax! Greenhouse gas emission, especially methane, from the assholes of cows and the b…

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Funny story: President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%

President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…

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Funny story: Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Chancellor Rishi Sunak has revealed that despite managing the finances of the UK, he doesn't actually know what taxes are. When asked by a journalist at a press conference, he said, "Is that what you call it? The money that all those people give to t…

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Funny story: Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?

Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?

Some House Democrats voted against the Infrastructure Bill because they felt the Bill should have provided childcare coverage. Listen up House members: Taxpayers were not in bed with the parents when parents decided to add a third child to their…

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Funny story: Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

BILLINGSGATE POST: With the President’s plan to fund his $3.5 trillion dollar social and infrastructure bill at zero net cost not going nowhere, he is now changing gears. Biden, along with Nancy Poozleosi and Jen Psaki, have repeatedly tried to re…

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Funny story: Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair

Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas, who was recently named “The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time” by the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, has just had the unmitigated gall to use nearly half a million dollars of state taxpayers money to…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate

President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced to the White House press corps that the president has decided to cut some of the tremendous deficit that he inherited from the former “Divider-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Trump.

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Funny story: Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what political pundits are calling a concerted effort to save his ass and keep from going to prison, Ivanka’s wimpish husband, Jared Kushner, has flipped on his daddy-in-law. Jared "Sissy Britches" Kushner has al…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Increasing Donald Trump’s Taxes To 90%

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Increasing Donald Trump’s Taxes To 90%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that many political pundits are calling ‘so how do you like them apples bitch,' the president has just shown DJT that not only did he lose the election, he is also going to lose lots of his ill-earned mone…

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump Now Has a New Nickname – The Tax Dodger

President Donald J. Trump Now Has a New Nickname – The Tax Dodger

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New York Times has just released 978 documents showing that President Trump is nothing more than a self-centered, egomaniacal, non-tax-paying chump. He has a new nickname - The Tax Dodger. Tilapia Frisbee,…

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Funny story: Sex To Be Taxed

Sex To Be Taxed

There was grim news on the horizon this evening, when it was announced from Whitehall that, from 1 January next year, sex will become taxable. The Coronavirus has effectively put paid to British business, with manufacturing almost at a standstill,…

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Funny story: I didn’t pay my taxes?

I didn’t pay my taxes?

I didn’t pay my taxes? I didn’t pay my dues I didn’t sleep with hookers It’s really all fake news I didn’t cheat on spouses I didn’t collude with Russians My son-in-law certainly wasn’t involved In Moscow-based discussions I didn’t dodge…

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Funny story: Trump's tax returns to come out

Trump's tax returns to come out

After four years, the American people will finally get to see their president's dirtiest secrets. Trump's tax returns are coming out, and they are seriously gay. "The tax returns are nothing to be proud of," says tax lawyer, Geoffroy Bentos. "Trum...

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Funny story: Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

It now seems as if several dead people received stimulus checks. So, what do you expect? Trump’s in charge. He’s the one who announced, There were some good Nazis. One has to wonder whether he learned anything in school or through life lessons.

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Funny story: New York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of

New York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of

A man in New York has spoken out about what he says are the two things in life that are so certain, that they are absolutely impossible to escape. Andrew Smith, of Long Island, was evaluating the drudgery, lack of freedom, and uncertainty of moder...

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