Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established.
"Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your place in heaven."
Tamerlan was still a little woozy from leaving his body so quickly after being shot and then run over by his own brother in the shoot out...
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