ITV have announced a new talent show to begin filming in the summer across the UK. Contestants are being asked to apply for the yet-to-be-named TV show, which may be called "Scrote Idol" or "The Scrotal Factor". Alongside Cowell, the other confirm…
The International Children's Song Contest is coming to town, and Sgt Bob Smith of the Queensland Police is none too happy. Headline acts for the show include the Arnot sisters, Rose and Rikki, who have been described by Sgt Smith as 'hearing a dru...
Following the complete exhaustion of TV companies' search for new reality show themes based on debatable talents such as cooking, baking, sewing and gardening, Waffle On Productions have announced their new series for the Spring season will be entitl...
Andrew Lloyd Webber has been approached by the Vatican to put together a television show that will let the Catholic Church elect a new Pontiff through the popular television format pioneered by shows such as the X-Factor and America's Got Talented Ki...
BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...
Simon Cowell's X-Factor television show is back on ITV for a ninth year running. The singing contest should probably have been cancelled about seven years ago. The launch of the new series went largely unnoticed, and it has now reached the live shows stage, pulling in over nine viewers a week. The list of talentless, non-celebrity, instant-celebrity egotists and wasters has not diminished. S...
A letter passed to the press by the Director of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra has revealed serious concerns within the production team of the hit ITV show, Britain's Got Talent about the viability of future series. 'I was flabbergasted when an application for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to audition for Britain's Got Talent was turned down by the show,' revealed the Orchestra's Director.
ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...
The makers of TV talent show "Britain's Chavs Will Attempt to Entertain You" were shocked when it was revealed that the winner of this year's contest was a serial killer who carried out murders on live television. Mr Stabby, a magician, was praise...
HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is in no danger of losing his unofficial title of being the Most Hated Foreigner in America as he buzzed (X'd) several contestants on the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals Show. Morgan was booed more than Hurricane Irene an...
HOLLYWOOD - British Judge Piers Morgan did something he had never done before and that is give two standing ovations to two America's Got Talent contestants. Morgan first stood up for the artistic, glow-in-the-dark dance troupe known as Team Ilumi...
HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Pencil" Cannon, host of America's Got Talent came out dressed in a stunning silver suit and looked like one of the Lone Ranger's silver bullets. Last week AGT Judge Piers Morgan criticized his choice of clothing with its mult...
Al-Qaeda, the group responsible for clogging up the internet with grainy videos of bearded men in dresses waving AK-47's about the place, whilst chanting and calling for the West to be brought to it's knees, has finally announced a replacement for Os...
Global entrepreneur Simon Cowell has announced that his next project will be "X Factor Ex Judges Excellent Show" featuring former judges of the global TV talent show. The participants in the first series will be Dani Minogue, Brian Freedman, Sharo...
It appears no-one can get enough of the 'goldfish'. A new reality show is, very quickly, being scripted for airing next month. The premise of the show is that contestants bring 'trained goldfish' to auditions and the panel of judges, Michael Fish...
Simon Cowell has released audio tapes from the never-released Britain's Got Celebrity Talent show in 2010. See what you think : Piers Morgan - "Derek Simpson. Tell me about yourself". Derek Simpson - "Well, Piers, I'm Joint Leader of the Union Unite, and tonight I'm going to conduct last minute discussions with Willie Walsh of British Airways while tweetin...
Yes, it's that time of the year again when the 'not so' talented population of the UK line up to sing out of tune, walk their dogs on stage and dress up as drag artists all in the name of Britain's Got Talent. 2011 will see some changes for BGT. T...
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