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Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Funny story: Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...

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Youth Sumo in America

Funny story: Youth Sumo in America

Sumo is a sport from Japan that spectators love to watch and also kids. A few weeks ago there was a youth Sumo league in L.A. that started from a man named Kim Jong Un. The kids are loving it and they love fighting with their foes and hopefully, t...

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Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...

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Sumo Wrestlers: "Too Fat"

Funny story: Sumo Wrestlers: "Too Fat"

The Japanese government has come down hard on sumo wrestlers, branding them grossly obese and a poor role model for children. "Japan is suffering under a rising wave of blubber," said health minister, Yung Fat. "Over the past two decades we have s...

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Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Funny story: Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom. His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked rice flavored with aspartame. Such rice has more...

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Sumo wrestlers cancel world tour, they've been caught with their "strings" down!

Funny story: Sumo wrestlers cancel world tour, they've been caught with their "strings" down!

The Japanese Sumo Wrestling board has been forced to cancel their world tour because it seems that their wrestlers are becoming too fat (loaded down with bent Yen after betting scandals). Sumo wrestling in Japan is not only a sport, it's religious...

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Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

Funny story: Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress

News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...

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Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Funny story: Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Lei Lei, named after the famous Lay's potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large, claims his mother. However, ever since his birth, he's been eating anything and everything and he has been growing twice as fast as other b...

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Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Funny story: Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who we...

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Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Funny story: Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Japan: Rescue workers are franticly attempting to rescue hundreds of American and French tourists who were caught in a horrifying building collapse. The tower, built in Kooriyama (Fukushimma, Japan) was constructed entirely from 950,000 Sumo wrest...

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