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Funny story: Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

It's a sad fact that, for many football clubs, attendances are in decline, but nothing had prepared the management of one Championship team for what was in store for them yesterday, when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY turned up to watch Hull City take on Stoke Ci...

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Funny story: Feeding Frenzy In The Transfer Market

Feeding Frenzy In The Transfer Market

Premier League clubs have spent £475million in the month of July! Meaning on average £15.3 million a day, £634K a hour, £10K a minute and £177 a second is haemorrhaging out the clubs like blood from a stab victim. We grabbed one frightened officia...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo joins mega-rich Stoke City

Cristiano Ronaldo joins mega-rich Stoke City

Cristiano Ronaldo made the biggest decision of his life by joining former manager Sir Alex Ferguson(who lied about his retirement)to Stoke City.The club issued a statement that Cristiano has agreed a 8.5 million year deal last night.The former Real M...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Michael Owen has joined Stoke City on a one year contract. This ends speculation he would rejoin old club on Merseyside, Joke City. Owen was persuaded to join after a 30 minute conversation with life-long Stoke City fan and comedian Nick Hancock. Stoke fans said it was the best ever episode of 'Hancock's Half Hour' The deal was finally completed three days after the Transfer Window closed...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

Liverpool have turned down an approach from Newcastle to get Andy Carroll on a season long loan. They refused the deal after Chelsea turned down an approach from Liverpool to take Fernando Torres on a season long loan. Chelsea turned down the offer after Shanghai Shenhua turned down an approach from Chelsea to take Didier Drogba on a season long loan. Shanghai Shenhua turned down the app...

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Funny story: QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...

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Funny story: BNP claim that losing their seats in Stoke cost Stoke City the FA cup

BNP claim that losing their seats in Stoke cost Stoke City the FA cup

The unseated members of the BNP who lost in the recent local elections have claimed that had they not been voted out of office, Stoke City Football Club would have won the F A Cup against Manchester City. Leader of the group, Noel Himmler said tha...

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Funny story: Voting in Eurovision Song Contest claimed a fix by Stoke City football club chairman

Voting in Eurovision Song Contest claimed a fix by Stoke City football club chairman

Voting in the Eurovision Song Contest has once again come under the spotlight as Peter Coates, chairman of Stoke City football club, who were defeated in the 2011 FA Cup final, claims voting in the event is a complete farce. And entertainment pund...

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Funny story: Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

It looks like it's "squeaky bum" time for Manchester City fans as the days leading up to the FA Cup Final rumble slowly by. The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that City have already won the cup following their shock semi-final vict...

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Funny story: Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Wembley - Kate Middleton will wear the 'lucky knickers' at the FA Cup Final on 14 May, it has been revealed. A secret royal prenup clause sees the FA President's wife-to-be agreeing to present the trophy sporting the hidden Stoke City mascot. A...

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Funny story: Stoke will trade the FA Cup for Champions League for Manchester City

Stoke will trade the FA Cup for Champions League for Manchester City

Rumours are abounding that Stoke City manager, Tony Pulis, has done a deal to ensure that Stoke win the FA Cup. However, the beleaguered Stoke boss has denied any such deal has occurred. "There's absolutely no truth in the rumour at all," said Pul...

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Funny story: Mystery Injury For Delap

Mystery Injury For Delap

Stoke City's preparations for tonight's clash with Arsenal were disrupted by the news that midfield mastro Rory Delap is facing the prospect of missing the rest of the season after going into hospital this week for surgery on his shoulder. A spoke...

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Funny story: Things You'd Rather Do Than...

Things You'd Rather Do Than...

Continuing our increasingly popular series "Things You'd Rather Do Than". Today we present "Things You'd Rather Do Than.....Watch Stoke City". 1. Get an enema. 2. Tidy up your sock drawer. 3. Tidy up someone else's sock drawer. 4. Pull your nose hairs out. 5.Try to evacuate your bowels when your piles are playing up. 6. Get the snip without an anaesthetic, 7. Watch a rerun...

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Funny story: Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Stoke City's Britannia Stadium certainly lived up to its billing as the Premier League's noisiest arena as the Manchester United roadshow swept into town. A pulsating encounter saw United take the lead courtesy of a spectacular back-header by Unit...

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Funny story: Ryan Shawcross Meant It

Ryan Shawcross Meant It

Ryan Shawcross, the Stoke City hatchetman who poleaxed the Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey on Saturday, and was then selected for the England squad to face Egypt at Wembley on Wednesday, has said that "there probably is a bad bone in my body". Pot...

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Funny story: Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City football club, currently languishing precariously in 18th place in the Premier League, and undergoing something of a crisis at the moment, have unveiled their new shirt sponsors - the British National Party (BNP). Stoke, in the Potterie...

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Funny story: Stoke City Striker In BNP Confusion

Stoke City Striker In BNP Confusion

Ricardo Fuller, the Stoke City striker given a straight red card for slapping one of his teammates during yesterday's 2-1 defeat at West Ham, has claimed that the incident arose out of an innocent case of mistaken identity, it has been reported. F...

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