Cosy evenings for two beside the fire? Romantic nights watching a slushy DVD with nibbles?
No I am talking about staying in, on your own, and enjoying the results of a couple bottles of the local convenience store's cheap plonk.
A survey of one has revealed that the preferred evening consists of staying at home, with no company, and frequenting internet chatrooms and forums once intoxicated.
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