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Funny story: Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…

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Funny story: Vandals Take Down a Statue of Donald Duck

Vandals Take Down a Statue of Donald Duck

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – The Albuquerque Police Department reported that overnight vandals stole the 13-foot tall statue of Disney character, Donald Duck. Police are checking surveillance video, and hope to catch the duck vandal or vandals. Po…

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Funny story: Historical Experts Predict That Within a Year There Won't Be a Single Statue Left Anywhere in the USA

Historical Experts Predict That Within a Year There Won't Be a Single Statue Left Anywhere in the USA

CHICAGO – Historical experts are really concerned that the way that statues are being torn down and taken down, it won’t be too long before the nation’s statues are all gone. They noted that out of 27 statues of Confederate General Robert E. Lee,…

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story: Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

Residents of Trump Tower are Demanding That The Statue of Donald Trump Be Removed From the Lobby

NEW YORK CITY – More than 200 residents who reside in Trump Tower say that they are sick and tired of having to view the 15-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump that sits in the building’s lobby. They say that it looks stupid, with Trump holding a nin…

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Funny story: Columbus, Ohio Takes Down the Statue of Christopher Columbus

Columbus, Ohio Takes Down the Statue of Christopher Columbus

COLUMBUS, Ohio – The city council voted to take down the statue of the man who most believe discovered America. Although, the descendants of Amerigo Vespucci will say that it was actually discovered by their family predecessor, who was affectiona…

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Funny story: Spoof Retracts Sunday's "Washington Monument Toppled" Story

Spoof Retracts Sunday's "Washington Monument Toppled" Story

Spoof News HQ, Shangri-La, China. With deepest apologies to our readers, Spoof must retract Sunday's report that the Washington Monument was toppled by protesters, left and right that morning. We greatly regret the erroneous story. Our correction:…

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Funny story: The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…

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Funny story: Babe The Blue Ox, Paul Bunyan And The Statue Of Liberty: On Topple Short List

Babe The Blue Ox, Paul Bunyan And The Statue Of Liberty: On Topple Short List

BILLINGSGATE POST: Three of the most cherished symbols of American hegemony may soon be swept into the dustbin of history by revisionist zealots. All of them, in their own way, have inspired millions of viewers over the years. No, we’re not talkin…

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Funny story: Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Erecting A Statue of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson on the White House Lawn

President Trump Says He Will Be Erecting A Statue of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson on the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president is reportedly so angry at the Black Lives Matter movement, that he has instructed the only African-American on his staff, Ben "Uncle Tom" Carson, to make arrangements to erect a 10-foot-tall statue of Confederate Gene…

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Funny story: Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

A group of right-wing thugs spent this afternoon pissing in the street and yelling racist slogans around a statue of Winston Churchill in central London. They claimed to be defending the war leader's statue from anti-racist protesters who had threate...

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Funny story: Cecil Rhodes' bust criticised

Cecil Rhodes' bust criticised

Students at Oxford University today threatened to tear down a statue of Cecil Rhodes' bust, over concerns that it was inappropriate for a modern campus. Protester Sue Mi said, "Apart from the colonial links, it's just a disgusting statue of a fat...

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Funny story: Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

During an anti-racism rally in Bristol yesterday, enthusiastic protesters tore down a statue of 17th century slave-trader Edward Colston and threw it into the sea. Tory councillor Geoff Shackles was outraged. "The statue was sitting happily in the...

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...

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Funny story: Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

After the recent Charlottesville massacre many civil war monuments have decided to pack up camp and make a run ahead of the waves of Neo-Nazis. It appears even the blood lust slavers of the Old South can't stand the odor of the new wave of US Neo-Na...

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