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Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Funny story: Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Five baby squirrels who were entangled by their tails have had copies of the knots forwarded to the Global Nautical Society. The zoo keeper who eventually untangled the knots, after hours of de-knotting, is a keen part time skipper of an infamous...

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President Trump Eaten Alive By Gang Of Rabid Squirrels

Funny story: President Trump Eaten Alive By Gang Of Rabid Squirrels

The president was standing on the White House lawn, holding an open jar of Trump Peanut butter, as he was getting ready to announce his bold new plan to make it the official condiment of the Olympic Games, when out of seemingly nowhere, a great commo...

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German Police Arrest Squirrel

Karlsruhe, Deutschland—A terrified man called police when he was threatened by a squirrel. The tiny rodent, whom authorities identified as a baby, was in hot pursuit of the victim when police arrived on the scene. “It was a sight to behold,” on...

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Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Funny story: Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Rocky Squirrel celebrated a victory in a Portland, Maine court today by being awarded the right to not only obtain a handgun but, also, to get a concealed hand gun permit. After the verdict Rocky hugged his lawyer Jerry Meisterfibber as well as his...

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Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean rotund dictator Kim Jong Un, in an effort to make the labor camps more "cheery," has added petting zoos to all of the labor camps located in North Korea. "My father got executed yesterday but I felt much better...

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Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

Funny story: Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA - A spokesman for the Corn Palace, a famous South Dakota landmark, announced today they have discovered the cause of the destruction of the structure. The Corn Palace, a large, ornate structure covered in decorative murals...

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Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

Funny story: The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

In his bid to make the world are more aesthetic place that is safer, easier to navigate and largely yellow and purple, Dyson's new range of bird feeders have hit the trees and branches of suburbia. "It's an elegant design," said Ellie James, an e...

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Fried Squirrel Replaces Bean Soup at Senate Cafeteria

The US Senate cafeteria has been renowned for its bean soup. In a bulletin released today, cafeteria management announced that it is replacing the famous bean Soup with fried squirrel. The statement reads in part: "In an effort to keep up with th...

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Blind Squirrel Finds Nut In White House

Funny story: Blind Squirrel Finds Nut In White House

White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, confirmed today that a blind squirrel named "Morris" had "surreptitiously entered the White House this past week, and indeed had found a nut in the Oval Office." Denying the report published in...

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Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

Funny story: Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow out the campuse...

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Red Squirrels returning to England

Funny story: Red Squirrels returning to England

Red squirrels will soon been seen hopping through the forests and up and down trees in gardens across England. They used to be a common sight until the greys were introduced from North America a number of decades ago. The grey squirrels are said...

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Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

Funny story: Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

The cute little squirrel that you have been hand feeding in your back yard has now multiplied 100 times and is looking for food and shelter. According to biology studies on these mammals if something isn't done to stop their breeding our homes wi...

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To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

Funny story: To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

In a bid to save the indigenous red squirrel the government is asking us to kill any grey squirrel we should happen to see. Gangs of unemployed youths are being taken to wooded areas with instructions to club all grey squirrels to death. Minister...

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New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

Funny story: New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

Now the subject of much controversy, an unnamed scientific organization in Bern, Switzerland now claims that the common squirrel, in fact, evolved from bananas. The president of the organization, Murman Dinkles, says he wasn't surprised. "I me...

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Grey squirrels in protest shocker

Funny story: Grey squirrels in protest shocker

Grey squirrels are seeking protection from ethnic cleansing in a new bid to establish immigration rights in the UK. It was emphatically not the Tufty Club. It was emphatically not Squirrel Nutkin. It was emphatically not the anti-split-infinitive...

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Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Funny story: Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Rumors abound about a squirrel woman and her insatiable appetite for collecting men's nuts. Hospitals are reporting an unusual number of balless males appearing in emergency rooms hysterically screaming about their missing testicles and one or anothe...

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Squirrel - The Healthy Option

I have just had a brilliant idea. A brainwave, if you will. You see, I was reading this piece about the outcry over plans to slaughter Grey Squirrels - how they are to be bludgeoned to dGeath in order to save the poor, endangered little Red Squirrel from extinction (or worse, only being able to live in Scotland), and it got me thinking. Don't get me wrong, I've never really been a big fan of...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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