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Funny story: Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

Retirement-eligible committee of mainly old geezers fondly remembering their glory days yield lower-than-expected College Football Playoff® T.V. ratings

(The Unassociated Press) - The interested T.V. audience for the College Football Playoff ®™ dropped significantly from last season, due to a systemic failure by executives to recognize good entertainment value. Data analysis suggests that the win...

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Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...

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Funny story: The Road To Sochi - Part One

The Road To Sochi - Part One

Himsell Hauser was an anxious child growing up in the suburbs of Weehauken,Wis. From a young age he found himself fascinated by the televised scenes on " ABC's Wide World of Sports " and knew that his destiny was a place on the Winter Olympics team.

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Funny story: Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

"It's getting harder and harder to run when the average weight of your linemen is 375 pounds and your opponents weigh as much or more", Peterson reportedly told a free lance reporter who asked not to be identified. Peterson had wanted the article...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper has come out and revealed that he has really been having a lot of second thoughts about a lot of things lately. He recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he now thinks that he may not be gay a...

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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton

BURBANK - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the Bad Boy of The Ballroom on the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars, is walking on Cloud 9 as he is dating the erotically sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton. The 33-year-old dancin...

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Funny story: Teams Most Likely to Win World Series

Teams Most Likely to Win World Series

As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...

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Funny story: Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

NEW YORK, NY - NHL Media Advisor Roger 'Stiff' Babcock knows that, in today's media-driven culture, hockey has long taken a backseat to the NFL. And the NBA. And the WNBA. And NASCAR. And the MMA. Even the WB. But now Babcock sees a future...

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Funny story: Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships. An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...

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Funny story: SI Announces Plans to Ditch Human Models in 2014 Swimsuit Issue

SI Announces Plans to Ditch Human Models in 2014 Swimsuit Issue

NEW YORK - 2013 will be the final year Sports Illustrated uses real, live models for their annual swimsuit issue. SI's CEO, Richard Gilspin, confirmed to reporters Thursday that starting in 2014, all swimsuits will be worn by mannequins. "The ben...

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Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...

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Funny story: John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time. Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...

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Funny story: Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Heartbreaking news from Georgia today, as a local family of good Samaritans has turned to the community for assistance during trying times. The sadness felt within the Rothberg family was echoed throughout the area as neighbors and friends reached...

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Funny story: Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for. Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotte...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Fifty-one-year-old Kathy Griffin, the star of My Life on The D List, is certainly one female who has been around the block more than her share of times. The redhead nicknamed the "Red Cougar" recently attended a post Grammy Award...

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Funny story: The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

NEW YORK CITY - Just in time to warm things up a bit, the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue has hit the stands. And this year's cover girl is 19-year-old Kate Upton. Kate "The Great" as everyone of her boyfriends has called her a...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...

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