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Funny story: Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Authorities in Beijing have called off celebrations for the Chinese New Year, due to the complete lack of hygiene practised by the greater majority of people in the country. The government said that they are especially concerned about spitting.

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Funny story: How Train Watching Replaced Spitting as America's Pastime

How Train Watching Replaced Spitting as America's Pastime

Back in the late 19th and early 20th Century, when people said things like pastime, simply passing the time and getting though the day were very important. People needed pastimes that took up huge chunks of their day, otherwise, there was very little...

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Funny story: Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Louis van Gaal, much troubled Manchester United, double Dutch manager, has resorted to a drastic method of getting his lame (not Llama, not yet) team playing exciting football again. Although United are winning many games, LVG, just does not seem...

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Funny story: Many Arkansas Residents Want The State To Outlaw Chewing Tobacco Spitting

Many Arkansas Residents Want The State To Outlaw Chewing Tobacco Spitting

LITTLE ROCK - The state of Arkansas has said that the spitting of chewing tobacco all over the place has got to stop. A spokesman for the governor's office stated that it has gotten to the point where a woman can't even take her half dozen young'u...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Spits All The Time At Home - And Worse!

Tiger Woods Spits All The Time At Home - And Worse!

Former world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods has apologised for the spitting incident that cost him a fine at the Dubai Desert Classic, but says he does it all the time at home. Woods spat on the ground, a few feet from the hole, after missing a putt...

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