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Funny story: Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...

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Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...

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Funny story: British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

British Army Offers Spicy Food Lovers A Head Start

The British Army has unveiled a new fast-track scheme in which any appropriate new recruit can be automatically promoted to the rank of Major if they have a penchant for spicy food. During these testing times in the war against terror it has become p...

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Funny story: Jesus' Miracle Fails to Impress Multitudes at Fire-Ravaged Chuckwagon Cook Off

Jesus' Miracle Fails to Impress Multitudes at Fire-Ravaged Chuckwagon Cook Off

ABILENE, Texas - Jesus answered the prayers of a little girl from Texas after her daddy's wagon caught fire at the Texas Monthly Chuckwagon Cookoff, but the miracle He later performed failed to impress the nearly 5,000 hungry patrons in attendance, a...

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Funny story: Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...

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