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Funny story: Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...

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Funny story: Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

Cher Suggests That Miley Cyrus Needs To Run To The Nearest Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - The music icon Cher was recently asked what she thought about Miley Cyrus' recent prancing, dancing, and twerking in her underwear performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Show. The 67-year-old legend cleared her throat and replied th...

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Funny story: Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

Cher Admits To Past Lesbian Flings But Says She Is Not Lesbionic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Cher, who is 67, has just admitted that there have been several lesbianite flings in her life. The former wife of Sonny Bono, who performed for many years as the duet Sonny & Cher, says that she first alluded to this in her 20...

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Funny story: Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - The songstress know by the little four-letter name sat in her exquisite living room in BH and contemplated her past. Cher, who was once half of the 60s and 70s music icon duet of Sonny & Cher, said that she has had some serious...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

LOS ANGELES, CA - Sonny and Cher's sexually shape-shifting son and the Big Screen's brawny but brainless beef broker were spotted jogging along San Vicente Blvd near the Brentwood Country Club this morning, very sweaty and very bare-chested. Thoug...

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Funny story: Tree That Killed Sonny Bono Dead

Tree That Killed Sonny Bono Dead

The Evergreen Tree that took the life of Congressman Sonny Bono, who first stepped into the spotlight as half of the singing duo Sonny and Cher, has died after ten years of people nailing messages to Sonny on it. It was 47. The evergreen tree was 47,...

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