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President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

Funny story: President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

President Donald Trump has indicated at a meeting with Republican colleagues, that, as a way of solving problems in the employment sector, he "would not totally oppose" the idea of a return to slavery on a limited scale. The news had an earth-shat...

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Where are they now? Football hit singles

Funny story: Where are they now? Football hit singles

"We've made it to the first qualifying round of the Birmingham Spaghetti Junction All Comers' Floodlight trophy. I know, let's make a record." There was once a time when even the most mundane event in a football team's history would spawn a record release, but now thankfully it seems that these mind numbing ditties have died a death. Apparently it all started in the 1930s with Arsenal releas...

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The Son of a Preacher Man (For Donald Trump)

Donald Trump was a preacher’s son And when his wife was givin’ birth And her family gathered round for support That’s when Donald Trump would start to cheatin’ That’s when Donald Trump would start to hittin’ On any porn star he’d see walkin’ Then he’d look into the camera’s eyes Lord, to all our surprise, He’d deny it all. The only one who could reach Evangelicals Was a porn star hornd...

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Massed Mumblings signify the beginning of 2018

Funny story: Massed Mumblings signify the beginning of 2018

Around the country, families, friends and work colleagues are currently planning for the massed mumbling of Auld Lang Syne. The song, written by Scottish Poet Robert Burns is only really known for its first verse and chorus (much like the national a...

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Proclaimers fan gives up after a mile

Funny story: Proclaimers fan gives up after a mile

Wayne Hemmingway, (no, not that one) a life long fan of popular singing twins The Proclaimers has given up on his pledge to walk 500 miles for his ex-wife after only one mile, and two blisters that are absolute agony. The overweight love rat met h...

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Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Funny story: Wall Crashes after 42 Bottles of Beer

Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...

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Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...

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Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Funny story: Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's. Ice-cream, who seems to be...

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Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...

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The Love Song of Jay and Ally Ruefolk

Funny story: The Love Song of Jay and Ally Ruefolk

"Controllate che il laccio di plastica sia avvolto in modo che la fibbia grande sia verso l'esterno. Se la fibbia e rivolta in dentro, girate il laccio in senso opposto prima di inserire la criniera del leone. (Fig. 7) del foglio di istruzioni incluso." Let's get going now, okay? While the car is warming up in the driveway Like someone getting over bypass surgery. C'mon, let's go,...

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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Funny story: Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...

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Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...

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Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

Funny story: Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

HOLLYWOOD - Pharrell Williams was nominated for an Oscar for his song "Happy" from the movie Frozen. Before the show started Williams was asked by an executive with the Academy Awards Show that they did not want him to wear his bent up Smokey the...

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Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

Funny story: Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...

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The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

Funny story: The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

PRESCOTT, Arizona - Back in the 70s, before cell phones, iPods, email, and Viagra, the husband and wife musical duo of The Captain & Tennille sang a song called "Love Will Keep Us Together." Well it worked for 39 years but unlike bread and mil...

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Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

Funny story: Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...

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Miley Cyrus NOT Dead!

Funny story: Miley Cyrus NOT Dead!

That's what happens when you just glance at something on television. I flipped back through the channels and it clearly read Miley Cyrus Dad! But I stopped and watched awhile. Being a reporter, I was interested in what Billy Ray had to say. They w...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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