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Funny story: Shrek and Donkey Present BBC's Stargazing Live

Shrek and Donkey Present BBC's Stargazing Live

BBC viewers under the age of five were sent into an excited state of shock last night after realising that this years' series of Stargazing live is being presented by Shrek and Donkey. The realisation was made by a 3 year old boy called Josh on...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

We caught up with Wayne Rooney yesterday, shopping alone on the Manc high street. We initially saw him hiding under a Nike hoodie 37 sizes to small for him (looked like something that'd fit his son Kai), emerging from Bobbers, a hair salon. We shouted his name to try and let onto him. 'Shrek, Shrek!' we screamed. He turned around, saw us, and ran away as quick as he would after looking in...

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Funny story: McDonalds: The Cadmium Is For Extra Flavor!

McDonalds: The Cadmium Is For Extra Flavor!

Arc International, the company that brought us Pyrex, Mikasa, and McDonalds glasses chock-full of lethal cadmium, is backing away from the affirmative defense they've proffered in a lawsuit stemming from the 'Shrek Forever After' glasses fiasco. "...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to star in ''Shrek the Musical''

Susan Boyle to star in ''Shrek the Musical''

It has been announced today that Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer that shot to fame in 2009 following her audition for 'Britain's Got Talent', is to star in 'Shrek the Musical' The award-winning Broadway stage show is to make it's London debut a...

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Funny story: Rooney voted Shrek of the year

Rooney voted Shrek of the year

Wayne Rooney has been Shrek of the year by other actors at the Cannes Film Festival. The Manchester United striker, who has scored 34 goals this season, beat off competition from Didier Drogba, Carlos Tevez and Cesc Fabregas. Rooney, 24, said:...

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Funny story: Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City are expected to unveil the former Disney Pixar star Shrek as their new manager on Wednesday, the Spoof understands. The former star of Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third had talks with Hull chairman Adam Pearson on Monday after Phil Brow...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie marries Shrek

Angelina Jolie marries Shrek

Angelina Jolie and Shrek the ogre are now happily married in their swamp habitat. Angelina admits the hardest part of their marriage is cleaning the green stains Shrek leaves on the blankets. Shrek the ogre now must deal with attempts by his wife...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer Appoints Shrek As Assistant

Alan Shearer Appoints Shrek As Assistant

Alan Shearer, the new Newcastle United manager, followed-up his sacking of cheeky chirpry Cockney chappy Dennis Wise yesterday, by today appointing his former Southampton striking partner, Shrek, as his assistant. Shrek, 44, has had unsuccessful s...

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Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy's lovechild known as Shrek. "OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night. Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time."...

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Funny story: Shrek Charged With DUI

Shrek Charged With DUI

Hollywood hero Shrek was arrested in Malibu yesterday on a DUI charge. Reports indicate he had a blood alcohol content (BAC) of 0.09, just over the legal limit. Prosecutors in Los Angeles County say that while the BAC was not that high, the effect is...

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Funny story: Shrek star attacks Sister Sister sisters

Shrek star attacks Sister Sister sisters

Shrek star Mike Myers has attacked the performance of twins Tia and Tamara Mowrey of Sister Sister "fame".

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.

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Funny story: Shrek Takes Ubiquitous Prize

Shrek Takes Ubiquitous Prize

NEW YORK - Flotsam magazine has named Shrek as the Most Ubiquitous Fictional Character of 2007, beating out matrons Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.

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Funny story: Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Shrek, the animated film star voiced by Michael Myers, admitted that he is gay in an interview with People Magazine on this week's newstands.

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Funny story: Antonio Banderas Jumps for Joy Over 'Shrek' Role

Antonio Banderas Jumps for Joy Over 'Shrek' Role

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Antonio Banderas jumped from a plane 100000 feet up because he was so happy over his "Shrek" role. Antonio is the voice for the Puss in Boots character in the animated film.

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Funny story: Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

The casting of Broadway production of Shrek was turning into a celebrity catfight today as scores of ugly celebrities and their pukeworthy sidekicks bitch-slapped each other for a chance at the two lead roles on offer.

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Funny story: Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Eric Cantona did it. Vinnie Jones did it. And now, sickeningly ugly footballer turned failed manager Ian Dowey (intentional spelling mistake) is doing it. Acting...well, kind of.

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