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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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Funny story: Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting...

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Funny story: Shakira Has Already Had 714 Marriage Proposals Since Performing At The Super Bowl

Shakira Has Already Had 714 Marriage Proposals Since Performing At The Super Bowl

CHICAGO – Shakira was in Chicago to perform at a sold-out concert at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum. She talked to Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine reporter Sigmund Cottonseed. The Colombian firecracker, who is 43, told him that, since her a...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...

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Funny story: Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...

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Funny story: World Cup 2018: Swaziland Players Investigated for Albino Goal Celebrations

World Cup 2018: Swaziland Players Investigated for Albino Goal Celebrations

Swaziland players Shakira and Granit Xhaka face two-match bans for their pro-Albino goal celebrations in their side's World Cup victory over Serbia. Football's world governing body Fifa is investigating whether they broke rules on political and of...

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Funny story: Shakira Performs at The Voodoo Arena In New Orleans and She Breaks A Record

Shakira Performs at The Voodoo Arena In New Orleans and She Breaks A Record

NEW ORLEANS - The Colombian Bombshell, Shakira performed at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans and the audience went crazy. The belly dancing singer holds the record for gyrating her hips at 124 miles per hour, but she has just topped that record in...

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Funny story: Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...

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Funny story: Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...

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Funny story: Adam Levine of The Voice May Have To Leave The Country After His "Oops Moment"

Adam Levine of The Voice May Have To Leave The Country After His "Oops Moment"

LOS ANGELES - In one of the worst foot-in-mouth instances to come along in a long, long time, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine remarked while on the air that he hated this country. Levine made the statement after two of his singers (Judith Hill and S...

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Funny story: Shakira Denies That Blake Shelton Propositioned Her

Shakira Denies That Blake Shelton Propositioned Her

LOS ANGELES - Shakira, who along with Usher are the two newest members of The Voice, has already become embroiled in a bit of controversy. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, an inside source has revealed that the Colombian singing belly dancer an...

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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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Funny story: A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Noted author Edgar Allan Poe once said that rules are made to be broken. And he should know since he had a history of breaking all kinds of rules, regulations, guidelines, and basic metaphorical musings. Poe, whose real name was Bernardo Chang Poetic, once told a reporter with the Milwaukee Morning Mentioner, that he loved the word photosynthesis, and he tried to incorporate it into everything...

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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

DETROIT - The South American firecracker, Shakira, had just finished performing at The Carburetor Coliseum in Motown when she received a phone call. The call was from her attorney Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski of New York City. Shakira, 35, was inf...

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Funny story: Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" performed before a sold-out crowd of 17,903 at The Inca Dinka Doo Coliseum. Afterwards she met backstage with a member of Boli-News, the official entertainment news agency of Bolivia. S...

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