Two men paddled furiously, the canoe making little headway.
a scorching sun, high in the sky, bore down on thier backs, making the task arduous and painful.
"We've run out water sir!". Shouted private Parts.
"Dam!" Replied Colonel Colon. "We will have to drink our own urine until we can find a stream of pond, dig in Parts!"
"No sir! I mean we have run out of river, there is no more water...
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