BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the staunchest Trump supporters is proposing that the state’s world-famous Okefenokee Swamp be renamed in honor of his hero Donald Johnny Trump. Senator Waylund “Peachface” Crackcorn, of Cotton Balls,…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros fans are ready to tar and feather one Senator Benjamin “The Ass” Sasse. The senator from Nebraska, during the Judge Amy Barrett senate hearing, out of the blue, mentioned that the Houston Astros are cheat…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued a proclamation prohibiting Nebraska Senator Bennie Sasse from ever setting foot in Texas. The senator from the “Crème-Style Corn State” has angered every man,…
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) - Polls taken by two local newspapers show that Senator Stephanie St. Aspen, 27, will have no problem whatsoever in keeping her state senate seat (no pun intended). One Florida newspaper shows the senator…
SENECA, South Carolina – (Political Satire) - The flamboyant rather peacockish senator from South Carolina has once again emphatically stated that he is not bisexual. Lindsey Graham told a reporter with the iRumors News Agency that he gets asked t…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - Hundreds of thousands of Taylor Swift’s fans who reside in Tennessee, are pleading with her to run against Senator Marsha Blackburn, who many say has lost the last few marbles she had. According to Political Salad Bar Maga...
MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is not the least bit shy when it comes to pointing out that Tennessee Senator Marsha “The Plump Trump Ass-Kisser” Blackburn has gone and stepped in a pile of Tennessee thoroughbred horse manure (or shit, as they call it in Ar...
The U.S. Senate has once again turned its attention to healthcare as concern over what a new conservative balance on the Supreme Court will mean. Many are concerned that a long list of pre-existing conditions will no longer be included in healthcare...
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican Presidential Candidate, stated today, in front of a crowd of 3, that he wants Caitlyn Jenner's vote. Though he's a conservative, he has found it difficult because of his weird political stands, to attr...
Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...
DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...
HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...
CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina - John Edwards, the notorious womanizer is at it again. The senator from North Carolina has dumped his baby mama Rielle Hunter, 49, for a much younger Danielle King who is only 35. Hunter was a photographer and King...
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