CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards.
They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers.
SAGINAW, Michigan – Police were called to a local Walmart, after reports that three quite hefty women started fighting over a package of Charmin Toilet Paper.
Store manager, Conzuelo Buckingbaum, 42, said that she was walking by the toilet paper a...
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