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Funny story: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story: Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Following a recent speech in Egypt claiming the US as “a force for good,” US Secretary of State, Mr. Mike Pompeo, has said he is proud to support a new line of clothing. This new line has already been recognized all over the globe for its glisteni...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...

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Funny story: Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...

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Funny story: Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

The Guard Dog has just learned that additional to his conference with Amnesty International requesting asylum in Russia Edward Snowden is now advisor to Russia's Federal Guard Service (FSO). As cover, Mr. Snowden has adopted a new disguise as fema...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - Arch-feminist and champion of women's lib, Hillary Clinton allegedly operated as a madame during her tenure as Secretary of State, operating a house of ill repute for high-ranking members of the president's cabinet. "It is uncer...

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Funny story: Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

(Washington, DC) - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) flatly ruled herself out as secretary of state in a Barack Obama administration. The perpetually pants-suited legislator frankly admitted she is far too corrupt and dishonest to fill such an honorable...

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Funny story: Ruth Kelly to open to the public

Ruth Kelly to open to the public

Now that she is retiring from Secretary of State life, Ruth Kelly, the Secretary of State, has decided to open to the public as a means of generating the income lost through not being a Secretary of State any longer She said: "Many people have sai...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

WASHINGTON D.C.--(MONKEYFIST) Where iz dat white womenz? I'z gonna kick her azz!", Spewed the feisty Condi Rice, referring to Hilary Clinton, after announcing her run for the White House in 2008

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Funny story: President Bush Slaps Condoleeza Rice into next Thursday

President Bush Slaps Condoleeza Rice into next Thursday

(CNN) Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, reportedly in stable condition was, according to sources slapped by the president of the United States of America after reportedly telling the president to go "jump in the lake" which, according to...

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Funny story: Powell Resigns - Trades Four Stars for One Mike

Powell Resigns - Trades Four Stars for One Mike

Secretary of State Colin Powell shocked his constituents at the capital with the recent release of his debut CD "4 MA NIGGA'Z".

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