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Funny story: The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…

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Funny story: President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – President Trump confided in his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he is finally seeing the writing on the wall. He remarked that he knows that his supporters are finally realizing what everyone else knew four years ago –…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…

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Funny story: President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President, in a phone call to Sean Hannity, said that, if the violence, the looting, and the anti-Trump chants do not stop in the Windy City, he will have no choice but to build a beautiful 10-foot tall wall aro…

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Funny story: The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane. POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington…

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Funny story: Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…

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Funny story: Fox News Fires Ed Henry as Many Now Wonder if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Next

Fox News Fires Ed Henry as Many Now Wonder if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Next

NEW YORK CITY – Several former female employees at Fox News have hired high-profile attorneys, and are going to hammer the so-called “Fair & Balanced” news network. As many former viewers have pointed out, “Faux News” has never, ever been fair…

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Funny story: President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…

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Funny story: Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story: President Trump Seen Holding Hands With Sean Hannity

President Trump Seen Holding Hands With Sean Hannity

In shock news that is almost certain to keep other less interesting though equally worthless news off the front pages this morning, it's been alleged that President Donald Trump has been seen holding hands with FOX News political commentator and talk…

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Funny story: Trump Forgets To Add A Few Living Folks To His National Garden Of Heroes

Trump Forgets To Add A Few Living Folks To His National Garden Of Heroes

The latest distraction from the deadly coronavirus and the Clorox solution, Russian bounty money to kill U.S. soldiers, Mexico and the wall, the Michael Flynn case, the Roger Stone case, the Jeffrey Epstein case, the Ghislaine Maxwell case, the Mary…

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Funny story: Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He's Thinking About Pardoning Bill Cosby

President Trump Says He's Thinking About Pardoning Bill Cosby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprise move that even caught Trump’s top aide, Kellyanne Conway, and his number one ass-kisser, Sean Hannity, by surprise, the President has commented that he is considering pardoning alleged sexual predator, Bill Cosby.

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Funny story: President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has informed the press that the president has always considered Roseanne Barr to be one of the funniest women on both sides of the Potomac River. He recently told his third most favorite son Eric...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Angrily Says That Melania Trump is Lying About President Trump and Him Having An Affair

Sean Hannity Angrily Says That Melania Trump is Lying About President Trump and Him Having An Affair

NEW YORK CITY – Well, it certainly did not take long for Fox News Golden Boy, Sean Hannity, to fire back at the First Lady! Melania Trump told her husband’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, that she thinks that Donnie and Seany are about as clos...

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