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Funny story: Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

BOSTON, MA, CHRISTMAS DAY -- Archibald C. Reilly III, born to a wealthy North Carolina family of tobacco barons in 1932, has spent his eighty-six years on this Earth with the single-minded purpose of accruing a vast amount of wealth. Through a long s...

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Funny story: Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest. An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...

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Funny story: Santa Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus

Santa Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus

The rumors of holiday hanky panky are flying faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. Several tabloids are reportedly ready to publish motel records from all over the world that would show Santa to be an unfaithful spouse. Some say the rumors...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

"A pox on their house," was the reaction of Mr. Claus when he found out he wouldn't be hired by one Midwestern town in the U. S. this year. He controlled his language in consideration of Mrs. Claus, who was standing at his side when he got the news.

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Funny story: Turkey From the 1951 Film SCROOGE Discovered in a Freezer - To Be Eaten at Film's 60th Anniversary!

Turkey From the 1951 Film SCROOGE Discovered in a Freezer - To Be Eaten at Film's 60th Anniversary!

London, England - "Boy is that 25 lb bird still at the butchers shop?" "You mean the one as big as me?" "Yes, bigger than you!.. Wonderful lad, charming fellow. Take these coins and go and buy it this instant, then take a taxi to 2 Porter Stree...

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Funny story: Ebenezer Scrooge to Change his Name

Ebenezer Scrooge to Change his Name

What he wants for Christmas is a name change. Mr. Scrooge held a press conference in NYC's Times Square and told reporters that he soon planned to file papers to legally change his name. "How would you like to go through life with a na...

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