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Funny story: Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…

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Funny story: Microbes on Venus claim 'No Intelligent Life on Earth'

Microbes on Venus claim 'No Intelligent Life on Earth'

After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…

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Funny story: Christian Scientist Says Covid-19 Is All In The Mind

Christian Scientist Says Covid-19 Is All In The Mind

Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science, said that the cause of all so-called disease is mental ... all illness is simply in the mind. One of her most recent protégés, Revd. Mike Robeskill, has just spent £300k on a newspaper campaign wh…

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Funny story: Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

My Bedroom, Early This Morning - A man who occasionally writes spoofs for TheSpoof.com had an utterly brilliant story idea as he was falling asleep last night; told himself that it was so funny that he didn't need to write it down, and then completel…

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Funny story: Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

MP’s concerned about box set bingeing are considering a ‘Box Set Bank Holiday’ so people can catch up. Is ‘Box Set Stress’ a real thing, or is it just an excuse to slob around the house all day? Brenda O’Lox who runs a Box Set Stress support group…

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

KNOW news yesterday interviewed people who were parts of a tightly-packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, who attempted to enter the floor of the Michigan legislative chamber, and were held back by police. One Democratic Senator said some...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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Funny story: Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story: Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...

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Funny story: Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...

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Funny story: Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

For those eager to complement their burgers, ketchup or barbecue sauce may be a safer bet than pomegranate, suggests a new study by the Meat in the Middle Foundation. According to the MIMF report, ground beef that was infused with pomegranate juic...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.

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Funny story: Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...

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Funny story: Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Children Are Happier Watching Fox News, Reports Fox News

Railing against the fearmongering to which climate scientists and reporters are subjecting youth regarding the fate of the planet, Fox News has reported that children are significantly happier overall watching climate-change-denying Fox News. "It'...

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Funny story: Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Turning around a near-century-long slump in new customer acquisitions, proponents of healing via faith, prayer, and the laying of hands have successfully rebranded their variety of spiritual ministration as a holistic health remedy. "There's no re...

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Funny story: Possible link between measles vaccine and measles

Possible link between measles vaccine and measles

Scientists claim to have found a link between the popular measles vaccine and the likelihood of contracting measles. According to studies by the University of Bern, children who did not receive the vaccine were more likely to get the disease later in...

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